Oh man, Zoro has the patience of a saint (except when it comes to a certain Slytherin), which throws everyone off because he looks so scary and menacing and... green. Zoro is surprisingly ok with his hair, mostly because it's been that way for as long as he remembers, and he's learned to stop being alarmed when people point their wands at his head in an attempt to "fix" it because most spells just bounce off his thick skull at this point. He's in great demand at St. Mungo's by witches and wizards (and Chopper) trying to figure out the medical mystery that is Zoro Roronoa. They hope one day to publish a paper on him. And yes, he's aiming to be the greatest duelist alive! He fights with two magicked swords and a wand between his teeth. Fuck regulations! What's that about proper flourishing of the wand to complete spells? HE'S ZORO RORONOA, PEOPLE. He can manage. (Oh god, can you imagine. It's all in the wrist neck. Zoro can do this and still look intimidating as hell because he's got technique.)
Let's say.... Ivankov is Potions Master! Because I like to torture Sanji just imagine all the weird (useful!) shit they'd brew in class! Heracles would teach Herbology, focusing on the use of explosive plants XD Maybe Shanks would teach DaDA? Because you don't get more badass than a one-armed ex-Auror. Or perhaps Rayleigh?? I can't decide! And I want to say that Buggy teaches charms, because how hilarious and traumatizing would that be.
BON CLAY AS TRANSFIGURATION PROFESSOR. He's excellent at transfiguring objects as well as himself, because he is a metamorphmagus! And Madame Shirley would teach Divination, I think. She holds class outside by the Black Lake and claims the fog adds to the "atmosphere." Pell teaches Astronomy! And Crocus would be keeper of the grounds + professor of Care of Magical Creatures! Flying instructor would be... Marco? Because he is young and hip and has a bird motif going for him. And can fly, of course >_>
Methinks... Vivi would be in GRYFFINDORRRRR. Her owl is of course named Carue. 8D
Kureha is the nurse. As a result, students and staff try especially hard not to get sick or injured at Hogwarts.
Heads of Houses! I'd have to choose from the staff, right? Mmm... Shanks/Rayleigh for Gryffindor, Pell for Ravenclaw, Bon Clay for Hufflepuff, and Madame Shirley for Slytherin ohoho.
OF COURSE FEEL FREE TO DISAGREE AND SUBSTITUTE CHARACTERS OF YOUR CHOICE! I'd love to hear your ideas too!
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wristneck. Zoro can do this and still look intimidating as hell because he's got technique.)Let's say.... Ivankov is Potions Master! Because
I like to torture Sanjijust imagine all the weird (useful!) shit they'd brew in class! Heracles would teach Herbology, focusing on the use of explosive plants XD Maybe Shanks would teach DaDA? Because you don't get more badass than a one-armed ex-Auror. Or perhaps Rayleigh?? I can't decide! And I want to say that Buggy teaches charms, because how hilarious and traumatizing would that be.BON CLAY AS TRANSFIGURATION PROFESSOR. He's excellent at transfiguring objects as well as himself, because he is a metamorphmagus! And Madame Shirley would teach Divination, I think. She holds class outside by the Black Lake and claims the fog adds to the "atmosphere." Pell teaches Astronomy! And Crocus would be keeper of the grounds + professor of Care of Magical Creatures! Flying instructor would be... Marco? Because he is young and hip and has a bird motif going for him. And can fly, of course >_>
Methinks... Vivi would be in GRYFFINDORRRRR. Her owl is of course named Carue. 8D
Kureha is the nurse. As a result, students and staff try especially hard not to get sick or injured at Hogwarts.
Heads of Houses! I'd have to choose from the staff, right? Mmm... Shanks/Rayleigh for Gryffindor, Pell for Ravenclaw, Bon Clay for Hufflepuff, and Madame Shirley for Slytherin ohoho.
OF COURSE FEEL FREE TO DISAGREE AND SUBSTITUTE CHARACTERS OF YOUR CHOICE! I'd love to hear your ideas too!
wow this got out of hand...