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onepieceyaoi1002007-01-24 09:18 pm
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Entry tags:
slay me not, perchance slap me instead?
Title: Evil Eye
Topic: Trade
Pairing: Usopp/Luffy (vagueeeee)
Warnings: Danger! Impending Violence and Trauma! umm...well, maybe not, but you be the judge of that!
Word Count: 250 (est. on wordcount thingy)
A/N: I don't know where this came from, and I know its another entry - forgive me this slip, won't happen again (I think).
I haven't seen the exorcist and if you have and this scars you I'm sorry. So very, very sorry. *sobs and laughs, which is surprisingly messy*.
It was spectacular. They had never seen the cook look so...well, it was hard to describe, seeing as the only two people left in the room at that point had been the guilty parties...
...but still, it had apparently been so frightening that neither could speak of the incident. Ever, even coaxed with favoured items such as meat, or ammunition.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Earlier that night
"Oi Usopp! Trade you my long orange things for your gravy covered crispy yellowy-brown things!" A hushed whisper beckoned the sharpshooter in this not-so-secret trade of carrots for roast potatoes.
"Only if you give me your green beans, as well as the carrots." Came the quiet reply.
Before the great tradesman Usopp could barter more of his favorite vegetables out of his captain a tell tale creak signalled what was usually an anti-swordsman attack. However, it was not directed at the swordsman and the aforementioned had made himself scarce, two plates in hand with small shivering reindeer clinging to the back of his head whilst the Navigator had hastily finished her dinner and proceeded to drag both the Archaeologist and new Shipwright out of the galley.
Luckily they had finished their meals before being evacuated from the impending disaster that was about to occur.
Unluckily the Captain and Sharpshooter had to face the music.
"What did you just say?" The cook had twisted his head around, miraculously not moving the rest of his body, but allowing the two seated to see the full glory of an eerily glowing right eye.
Usopp found his voice and screamed.
Topic: Trade
Pairing: Usopp/Luffy (vagueeeee)
Warnings: Danger! Impending Violence and Trauma! umm...well, maybe not, but you be the judge of that!
Word Count: 250 (est. on wordcount thingy)
A/N: I don't know where this came from, and I know its another entry - forgive me this slip, won't happen again (I think).
I haven't seen the exorcist and if you have and this scars you I'm sorry. So very, very sorry. *sobs and laughs, which is surprisingly messy*.
It was spectacular. They had never seen the cook look so...well, it was hard to describe, seeing as the only two people left in the room at that point had been the guilty parties...
...but still, it had apparently been so frightening that neither could speak of the incident. Ever, even coaxed with favoured items such as meat, or ammunition.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Earlier that night
"Oi Usopp! Trade you my long orange things for your gravy covered crispy yellowy-brown things!" A hushed whisper beckoned the sharpshooter in this not-so-secret trade of carrots for roast potatoes.
"Only if you give me your green beans, as well as the carrots." Came the quiet reply.
Before the great tradesman Usopp could barter more of his favorite vegetables out of his captain a tell tale creak signalled what was usually an anti-swordsman attack. However, it was not directed at the swordsman and the aforementioned had made himself scarce, two plates in hand with small shivering reindeer clinging to the back of his head whilst the Navigator had hastily finished her dinner and proceeded to drag both the Archaeologist and new Shipwright out of the galley.
Luckily they had finished their meals before being evacuated from the impending disaster that was about to occur.
Unluckily the Captain and Sharpshooter had to face the music.
"What did you just say?" The cook had twisted his head around, miraculously not moving the rest of his body, but allowing the two seated to see the full glory of an eerily glowing right eye.
Usopp found his voice and screamed.