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Title: A Dish Best Served Cold [2]
Rating: PG - PG13 for mild swearing
Word Count: 300
Pairing: SaZo [still barely there ^^;;]
Topic: Sanji's Left Eye
A/N; [part I] XD I tried my best with this but I'm still not happy with the way it turned out...aaaa n/m.

Where the hell did that come from were the words of the question that was trying to barrage its way past Zoro’s lips every time he came face-to-face with the cook for days after that. The one time he did manage to ask, he had only scowled his darkest at the blond and opened his mouth to speak, but the shitty curly-browed cook had beaten him to it with a smirk, a smirk goddamnit that he was going to wipe off that idiot’s face for good one day, and had just shrugged.

‘Just think of it as revenge,’ he said, passing the swordsman another plate to dry. ‘I couldn’t shake off the feeling something very ugly and stupid was staring at me and lo, I turn round and there you are.’ The smirk widened. ‘Made you stop though, right?’

Zoro sputtered a bit but he managed to get the words out to inform the love-cook, very firmly and in less than three words that his theory that he had been staring at the other man was completely wrong. Sanji kicked him in the head, careful to watch that the stupid marimo-idiot didn’t drop the plate he was holding in the process.

‘Oi,’ he said, frowning. ‘No language like that where Nami-san or Robin-chan can hear, shitty swordsman. Why the hell were you looking like that then, if you weren’t staring?’

‘…your left eye.’ Sanji almost dropped a plate himself.

‘Huh? What? What about it?’ Zoro kept on drying plates.

‘I’ve never seen it, your hair’s always in the way…I was just thinking…’

There was a moment’s silence while Sanji struggled with his surprise and the very slight blush on his face by viciously attacking a particularly stubborn stain instead of the moron beside him.

‘…idiot…hurt yourself doing that.’

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