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Title: Zoro Repellent
Topic: anti-
Rating: safe!
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Word Count: 159
A/N: I almost feel sorry for Zoro in this one.

Zoro was horny. He was horny, and he wanted sex NOW.

Let it be known that a horny Zoro got sex when he wanted it and where he wanted it - even if it was while Sanji was in the middle of cooking a meal.

And it was with this reasoning, Zoro made his way into the kitchen, only to hit an invisible force field a mere five steps away from the cook. Confused, the swordsman tried to go around the other way, only to hit the same problem at five paces away from Sanji's left side.

Scowling, Zoro tried the other way again, failing to understand why he couldn't reach his beloved sex toy and grope him into next Tuesday.

Standing by the stove, acting completely oblivious, Sanji smiled happily, glad he had actually purchased that bottle of ZORO-AWAY from Usopp earlier that day. Now he wouldn't have to worry about serving the crew burnt food ever again.