ext_363922 ([identity profile] vtm577.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] onepieceyaoi1002009-02-07 02:19 am

(no subject)

Title: Dinner Plans
Rating: PG
Word Count: 107
Pairing: Zoro x Sanji
Topic: Setting
Type: OPU
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything from One Piece.
VTM: lol, just for the hell of it. It’s probably not all that good, but I found it a bit funny.


---

Sanji had spent almost an hour fixing things so they were just perfect. Who would’ve thought so much time could be spent on setting a table? Of course, this was going to be a romantic date between him and Nami. So how the hell did things end up like this!?

Zoro poked at his food in a bored fashion.

“Tell me again why you’re here and not Nami-swan!?” Sanji demanded to know.

Zoro popped a daintily decorated pastry into his mouth. “She was a bit tied up…”

Meanwhile, somewhere on the ship, Nami was tied up and stuffed in a storage closet.

“Zoro you bastard!” she shouted.

-End-