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Attempt number one to break writer's block.

Inspired by a certain colorspread.

Title: Kibitzing
Word Count: 206.
Rating: G.
Pairing: Slight Usopp/Sanji, but none really. FAIL.
Topic: Sanji Wins!


Usopp was cornered, trapped. Everywhere he turned, there were enemies awaiting him, death in their eyes and hunger on their breath. There was nowhere to run to, no paths that weren’t guarded by soldiers placed by a cunning, cruel, twisted, and all-too-familiar mind. He’d gambled, he’d lost, and he’d just reached into his bag of tricks and come up with pocket lint.

In short, he was fucked.

Not entirely, though. He could try cheating.

Usopp took a deep breath, preparing to shout some fantastic lie along the lines of “LOOK! A NAKED GIRL WITH NO CLOTHES ON! AND SHE’S NUDE! AND SHE HAS A SWORD!” when a golden angel appeared and spoke words of great wisdom and smokiness into his ear.

“You want to move your queen to there.” A finger like a shaft of blinding light pointed out an until-now hidden path for his reinforcements to trouble and vex the enemy, to find his secret heart and slay him in three decisive moves. Usopp declared his undying love to the angel, and gleefully sent his men to slay the enemy in his lair.

And then all the pieces went flying as Zoro threw the chessboard at Sanji’s head. Usopp counted it as a win anyway.

[identity profile] jensa-chan.livejournal.com 2007-03-02 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Augh I have tried to comment on this like three times and LJ ate every last one of them.

I think Zoro would notice the sword bit more than the naked. XDD Single-minded lovable idiot.

And what colorspread inspired this? I always seem to miss them. D:

[identity profile] noodle6680.livejournal.com 2007-03-02 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
DAMN YOU SANJI.

Zoro was winning.
I love the way that even though the topic is "Sanji Wins", he still doesn't actually win. XD

[identity profile] cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com 2007-03-02 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Divine intervention, oh Sanji, Usopp loves you! Proof=Usopp declared his undying love to the angel

HOVE! =3

[identity profile] hypnosprostatis.livejournal.com 2007-03-02 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
XD I love this! Why is it that chess boards and monopoly boards always end up flying!?!?

[identity profile] cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com 2007-03-02 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
The winner always develops a gravitational pull that is equal to the amount of smug they produce. This can prove leathal for the egotistical monopoly/chess player...

[identity profile] hypnosprostatis.livejournal.com 2007-03-03 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
::gigglefit::

[identity profile] interestinglive.livejournal.com 2007-03-03 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Zoro hunched over a chessboard! What is the world coming to? Love it.

[personal profile] dethorats 2007-03-04 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Oh nice! I love that color spread and God, Usopp's choice of distraction is just love. XD Zoro, don't be a sore loser, even if Sanji is evil for helping.

[identity profile] cajun-cat.livejournal.com 2007-03-08 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
OMG. This was so great x3 I lol'd at your Usopp, he was so good. "And she's nude! And she has a sword!"

Just great.

Much love,
Cajun Cat