Submission for Topic: "Needing Help!"

[astrokender.livejournal.com]

Title: Good Vibrations
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Luffy/Zoro
Topic: Needing Help!
Summary: Fun with Dials.
Notes: First drabble posted here. Hope you enjoy :)

 

“This is a pulsing dial.” Conis held the strange shell, which vibrated. “We use it to mix batter and the like.”

 
     “Conis-chan!” Sanji twirled, “Your cooking must taste as sweet as you!”

 
    “Ugh…Love Cook…” Usopp muttered. He held another dial. “What’s this one do?”

 

            Conis set down the pulsing dial to take the one in Usopp’s hand. “This is a spin dial.”

 

            No one caught Luffy’s fingers inching forward and snatching the pulsing dial; they were involved in Conis’s demonstration. If they’d noticed, they’d have seen their captain’s expression turn disturbingly sly.

 

            Luffy’s eyes darted back and forth as he switched the dial on. Nobody was looking. Quicker than the eye, Luffy swallowed it. His grin was strangely lewd as he began vibrating. With some effort, he got to the next room and disappeared behind the door.  Moments later, he called out in a sing-song voice.

 

            “Zo~ro! Hey Zo~ro!”

 

            Zoro looked up. “What the heck does he want?” he grumbled.

 

            Robin, sitting with him on the couch, shrugged.

 

            “Zoro!” the voice was more insistent. “I need your help!”

 

            By now everyone was looking at Zoro expectantly. Apparently he’d been voted Luffy-Sitter. Sighing, Zoro rose and went in the room. But everyone heard his next words.

 

            “What do you wa-wa-what the hell?”

 

            “Why are you vibrating? Hey, what’re you doing? Not here, dumbass! Let go of my pants!”

 

            “Luffy, cut it ouuuu-oh my god…”

 

            The crew stared at each other, their expressions long-suffering. Conis looked at everyone in confusion.

 

            “Do you think they need help?”

 

            Robin chuckled, having seen the whole thing. “I believe they’re quite willing to handle it themselves.”

 

            Conis blinked and restarted her explanation while the others tried to ignore the moans.

 

            “That’s funny,” Conis said. “I can’t find the pulsing dial. I had it a minute ago…”

 

 

 

Comments

[von-uberwald.livejournal.com]

XDXD LOL LUFFY YOU SO SLY.♥

[erinlin.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* PIRATE BOOTY CALL! Dang, that's hot. ^_^

[lady-karasu.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort* Beautiful! ^_^

(Also, I'm pleased to see you over here; your writing has always been a favorite~ ;)

[astrokender.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Glad to be contributing, instead of lurking.

[lady-karasu.livejournal.com]

I hear ya... I need to get back to contributing; been lurking for a good stretch lately, myself. o_O;

Nonetheless- yay, fic! ^_^ I'll look forward to more~

[harmonde.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha........Luffy you sly bastard, you. XD

[chibimono.livejournal.com]

That... wow. Just... wow. LOL I am so amused now. XD

[dethorats]

♥ Ah that was just wonderful! And god, a great use of dials. I love how no one else is really bothered by this. XD Luffy, you sneaky pirate you!

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Gomu Gomu No SexToy FTW!

[astrokender.livejournal.com]

lol. I bet that's one move Oda won't incorporate into the manga. ^_^


love the screen name. Shinesmen?

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Oh, but he should. Bet they'd have no difficulty defeating their enemies with an attack like that.

Thanks, chose it because I have an intense appreciation for the colour pink. What's 'Shinesmen'?

[astrokender.livejournal.com]

Shinesmen is a three or four episode anime that pokes fun about everything in anime and anime fans in general. It was released in 1996 and is available in dub only (which is fine, because there is now way it could be as funny in japanese.)

the main cast are some kind of Power Ranger ripoffs, with lame weapons and bizarre colors. Shinesman Red, Shinesman Moss Green, Shinesman Sepia, Shineman Grey, and Shinesman(woman) Salmon Pink.

It really is hilarious so, if you ever come across it, you ought to give it a try.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Oooh, sounds interesting, will keep an eye out. Thanks. ;D

[bunnymaccool.livejournal.com]

Not here, dumbass! Let go of my pants!

OMG! *DIES*

Made.
of.
awesome!