Tora! Tora! Tora!

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

Title: Pavlov Calling
Topic: pet
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG
Pairing: *hee* nakamaship, really, although it could be Kitsune!Sanji/Tora!Zoro if you wanted it to be
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well...
Summary: Remember that game thingy where all the mugiwara turn into animals? So what happens after?

Excuse: *hee* I really need one, but... It melted? Or, um, wait... No, I didn't put it through the wash. Um... Hang on, I'm sure it's here somewhere... *rummages*

Notes: All this, just for the last line (that's been plaguing me all day)... Also, according to my research, there's a reason all those DJka draw Sanji as uke if he's supposed to be a fox, 'cause apparently kitsune just are feminine, even the male ones.

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After the effects wore off (their second day ashore on this island), most of the crew had headed out to celebrate their once-more wholly human appearances. Being a bunch of animals for a week, with the resulting proclivities, and stuck for much of the duration with only each others' weird company, had made them all crave the sight of more human faces.

Sanji had pouted ferociously when he'd drawn the short straw, but truthfully, he hadn't particularly wanted to be reminded of all the (male) attention his pretty, effeminate kitsune form had drawn (not only from his crewmates, but also this island's natives for their first day's stay), so he hadn't kicked up as much of a fuss about having to stay behind to guard the ship as he could have.

Only one of the crew hadn't particularly minded the effects of the weird transfiguration -- and hadn't felt the subsequent need to celebrate ashore, either. It was probably only natural, really; a tiger wasn't nearly as scary as the demon he'd so often been pegged as prior to becoming a pirate.

Sanji smirked, and stepped out to call his lone remaining nakama to dinner.

"Oi, Zoro! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!"

Comments

[vampire-otaku.livejournal.com]

...And this is the part where Zoro pounces and starts chewing on him, haha. Somehow I don't see Zoro as accepting the call very well.

Sanji is such a smartass, and we love him for it. XD

[rab-rumrunner.livejournal.com]

"Oi, Zoro! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!"

XD That line killed me.

[hypnosprostatis.livejournal.com]

This is where Sanji dies, huh?

[(Anonymous)]

One of these days Zoro is gonna get Sanji's ass back so bad...

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, oh, don't forget the nearly-sub-vocal growl first... *hee* That call would definitely be an attention-getter, though. (Silly Sanji...♥)

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

Eep! Hey! *grabs for smelling-salts* No dying!
:) Glad you enjoyed, though! That line wouldn't leave me alone...

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*lol* Icon!love! :)
This is where Sanji gets *tackled*, anyway... *heeheehee* But he only dies a *little* bit... I think... Um...

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Oh, quite probably! *whistles cheerfully and wanders off to set up video equipment*
:)

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

You gotta love how Sanji thinks he can push Zoro's buttons...but I personally don't think he can act as tough when all he has to back him up is an effeminate fox form

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

LOL! Loved that last line, just loved it ^____^ I can only imagine the ensuing catfight :P

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

Oh, Sanji doesn't just think he can push Zoro's buttons... Problem is, what happens after said buttons have been pushed... *hee*

(Then again, a kitsune is a youkai, with all that implies, whereas a tora is just a tora, and quite mortal...) And ear-chewing is fun, right, Sanji-kun?

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*grins* Glad it amused you! :)
*passes the bowl of popcorn* Pull up a deck chair! They're about to start tussling, any second now... :)

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Oh, hell, that really is a beautiful last line. Saucer of milk, put those claws away, etc, etc. XD

[bronzetigress.livejournal.com]

*happy grin* And here it's Zoro who was the cat...! *hee* In my head, Sanji sounds like he's been saving that line allllll week for a chance like this, too. :)
Glad you liked!