onepieceyaoi100 | Tora! Tora! Tora!

Title: Pavlov Calling
Topic: pet
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG
Pairing: *hee* nakamaship, really, although it could be Kitsune!Sanji/Tora!Zoro if you wanted it to be
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well...
Summary: Remember that game thingy where all the mugiwara turn into animals? So what happens after?

Excuse: *hee* I really need one, but... It melted? Or, um, wait... No, I didn't put it through the wash. Um... Hang on, I'm sure it's here somewhere... *rummages*

Notes: All this, just for the last line (that's been plaguing me all day)... Also, according to my research, there's a reason all those DJka draw Sanji as uke if he's supposed to be a fox, 'cause apparently kitsune just are feminine, even the male ones.

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After the effects wore off (their second day ashore on this island), most of the crew had headed out to celebrate their once-more wholly human appearances. Being a bunch of animals for a week, with the resulting proclivities, and stuck for much of the duration with only each others' weird company, had made them all crave the sight of more human faces.

Sanji had pouted ferociously when he'd drawn the short straw, but truthfully, he hadn't particularly wanted to be reminded of all the (male) attention his pretty, effeminate kitsune form had drawn (not only from his crewmates, but also this island's natives for their first day's stay), so he hadn't kicked up as much of a fuss about having to stay behind to guard the ship as he could have.

Only one of the crew hadn't particularly minded the effects of the weird transfiguration -- and hadn't felt the subsequent need to celebrate ashore, either. It was probably only natural, really; a tiger wasn't nearly as scary as the demon he'd so often been pegged as prior to becoming a pirate.

Sanji smirked, and stepped out to call his lone remaining nakama to dinner.

"Oi, Zoro! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!"