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Title: Dinner Plans
Rating: PG
Word Count: 107
Pairing: Zoro x Sanji
Topic: Setting
Type: OPU
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything from One Piece.
VTM: lol, just for the hell of it. It’s probably not all that good, but I found it a bit funny.


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Sanji had spent almost an hour fixing things so they were just perfect. Who would’ve thought so much time could be spent on setting a table? Of course, this was going to be a romantic date between him and Nami. So how the hell did things end up like this!?

Zoro poked at his food in a bored fashion.

“Tell me again why you’re here and not Nami-swan!?” Sanji demanded to know.

Zoro popped a daintily decorated pastry into his mouth. “She was a bit tied up…”

Meanwhile, somewhere on the ship, Nami was tied up and stuffed in a storage closet.

“Zoro you bastard!” she shouted.

-End-

Comments

[popkin16]

LOL!

Tied up indeed XD

[slaughterchichi.livejournal.com]

*LOL* Oh Zoro, you and your trickery <3

[silverwolfcc.livejournal.com]

Rofl! Zoro's so sneaky

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

Hey, whatever it takes.

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Poor Zoro just needs some lovin'. This is the silent cry of a desperate man, come on Sanji! Throw the man a bone!

[lord-ofthe-pies.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha, such a cheeky tactic, but Zoro has the balls for it. Dread to think of the state of his finances afterwards though.