Title: Pathetic Excuse For a Flirt, Really, But At Least He Smells Good
Pairing: Usopp/Zoro/Sanji
Words: 300
Topic: Vanilla
Author's Note: Not my best, to be honest, and a bit meandering...but it was fun. Plus, I really have it in my head that the rest of the crew has this kind of discussion all the time. Poor folks.