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Title: In a way, they’re all the same.
Pairing: No pairing, just Sanji’s thoughts on royalties. (Possibly SanLu)
Rating: K+
Word Count: 196 words
Topic: Royalty

An irritating glutton. A beautiful and self-sacrificing desert girl. An utterly disgusting and selfish all-eater. The most beautiful women in the world.

All of these had he met during his travels with the Strawhats as their cook. Among the women, except from Nami-swan and Robin-chwan of course, there had been almost no one like the princesses Vivi-tan and Shirahoshi-swama.

And that shitty tyrant in Drum Kingdom who tried to keep Nami-swan from getting healthy again, he was one of the worst men to ever have walked this planet! Not to mention those bastards who imprisoned Keimi, even if the daughter had been a beautiful creature. But the most terrifying he had ever met, must be the self-proclaimed Queen of okamas. He still had nightmares about being turned into a maiden.

Though, the most important royalty he knew was also self-proclaimed. An idiot who never stopped and did everything for his nakama, no matter how dangerous it might turn out. Like Vivi-tan did everything for her people. And even if he didn’t have the grace and beauty of a woman, shitty Monkey D. Luffy, future Pirate King, still was the royalty Sanji held the highest in regard.