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Robin watched with amusement as their would be attacker lay under the net trap that Franky and Usopp had installed for just such an occasion. It seemed that the crew was in the same fine form they always were in when the unexpected interrupted breakfast.

“What are we going to do with him?” Long Nose asked, sounding worried, but using his brave warrior of the sea voice to “mask” it.

“Cut him,” Swordman answered bluntly at the same time that Cook answered cockily “Kick him.”

This prompted the two of them to immediately “fight”. As if they were fooling anybody with the way they went on and on like that. Robin spared their antics a fond smile before returning her attention to the matter at hand.

“Don't I have a say in this?!?” the rather messy pirate dressed as a clown shrieked. Robin found that his voice was a little grating on her ears at that pitch.

“Big Nose,” Captain answered slowly.

“What did you say about my nose?!?” demanded the clown. He seemed rather angry about the discription.

“Luffy!” Navigator admonished, and even Swaordman and Chef stopped “fighting” to stare at their rubbery captain, who was focussing on the clown intently.

“What?” Captain demanded. “It's written all over him!” Which was true. In bright red paint, the words “big nose” were painted all over the clowns body.

The accusations began to fly about who could have done such a thing. Apparently no one in the crew noticed the pink petals of dissolving hands floating away on the breeze.

What good were devil's fruit powers if you weren't going to use them for mischief? </lj-cut>