I can't think of a good EAS pun.

[ptps.livejournal.com]

Title: Umami
Rating: G
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Usopp, Sanji
Topic: Service (somewhat.)
A/N: Concerns reality issues. Like tobacco. Music. Me not making sense. You know, the usual stuff.

( A blind artist's income is equitable to that of a deaf musician. But that depends who the deaf musician is. )