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Title: What Exactly Does Marimo Mean to You
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 300
Pairing: ZoSan with hints of as many ????/Sanji as you like.
Topic: Fast
Warnings: No spoilers.
Summary: I am so so sorry. 

Everything happened so fast. One moment they were fighting, and then the next he had a fist full of blond hair and a mouth full of tobacco flavored tongue.

 

It was strange at first, but it was also primitive and instinctual. It was manliness personified, and Zoro’d always known that when the time came, he’d simply know. No real man could possible get it wrong. It would be easy.

 

He remembered Yasoku’s advice clearly. ‘Get naked. Get in. Get it over with. Get out.’

 

On the table, half naked, panting, pushing, pulling, clawing, and biting; it was like fighting… only horny.

 

He watched, fascinated as long slim fingers prepared their owner for the taking before reaching for him and guiding him in. It was achingly slow and so hot and tight that it was nearly unbearable; so the moment Zoro was sure he wasn’t a virgin anymore, he allowed himself release. 

 

Irritation painted the other’s face. “Wow Zoro, that was amazing.”

 

He pulled out, catching his breath. “What were you expecting idiot?

                                               

The cook stared at him for a long time. Then the laughter started.

 

Red faced, he spat out what Yasoku had told his first. “CHE! Female orgasm is just a myth anyway!”

 

The laughter stopped.

 

There was a naked fight. It ended in the blond storming off, yelling, “Usopp’s is bigger anyways!”

 

The laughter started again the next day. Only now it included the whole crew. The words; little, fast, and compensate and all their synonyms; were incorporated into every sentence within earshot. They’d even started a game to see how many acronyms they could make using the word M.A.R.I.M.O.

 

Zoro got it, really. An inch away from bat-shit crazy, he set out to train. He was going to train, and then fuck that BLOND SLUT into the floorboards.