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Title: How Would You Like to Die?
Rating: PG
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Love/Sanji (not an OC, but rather love pwns Sanji into the floor)

Topic: Mercy(less)
Warnings: None. (Though if you don’t know who their shipwright is by now then…)
Summary: Sanji is a fool for love.

A/N: This is kinda how I view Sanji. Feel free to disagree, but I think he has the most unstable personality of the whole bunch.

Occasionally Usopp would ask something like, “If you’re stranded on a deserted island…” or, “If you had to choose between…” or, “Who would you rather do…”

Sanji loved these talks, loved learning about the others and how they thought. He however, loathed participating; and after one far too serious and honest answer of, “Neither, I’d voluntarily be the one being eaten.” The others never pressed him for answers.

It was all very simple to him. He loved them; unconditionally, overwhelmingly, fiercely loved them. And he always pushed his dreams mercilessly out of the away in favor of love.

“I’d want to go down in a BLAZE OF GLORY that’d even make my enemies weep in mourning!!” Usopp’s usual extravagance.

“I’ll die living my dream!” Very simple; very Luffy.

“I’d like to die of happiness on a pile of money.” Inwardly, he squealed, “Greedy Nami-chwan is wonderful too!”

“I’ll fall in a fight, to someone who wants my title as #1.” Typical swords-for-brains.

“When I die, it’ll be SUPER!!” He didn’t know Franky that well, but ok…

“I want to live and help people as long as possible like Doctorine!” Awe; sweet innocent Chopper.

“I too would like to live as long as possible, passing on the knowledge that I’ve learned.” His happiness bubble burst. And before even he knew it he was gushing over how wonderful Robin was.

“What about you Sanji?” Franky asked.

The others said nothing, Franky was still new.

“I… want to suffocate between the luscious breasts of a beautiful woman.” he lied nuzzling into his arms lewdly.

Those who knew him better, uneasily pretended to laugh and scoff at him.

He hated lying, but answers like, “I want to die for your dreams too.” only frightened the others.

So he smiled sadly and played the fool.