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Title: A Dish Best Served Cold
Rating: PG - PG13 for mild swearing and thoughts of violence
Word Count: 298 [after some impromptu editing]
Pairing: SaZo but maybe not really
Topic: Revenge.
A/N; My first One Piece fic. There's gonna be more to this story, hopefully several parts.


It was if the damned marimo-head was doing it deliberately. which , all things considered i.e., their constant bickering/beating each other up, didn't come as much as a surprise to him on reflection. Then again, this was new. It was as if the swordsman had suddenly thought of a cunning plan to screw with the cook the most with the least amount of effort. Which, apart from the thinking part, aforementioned cook thought just as likely as the fighting. Whatever, it was freaking him the hell out and something needed to be done about this now.

The blond turned from where he had been smoking and staring out to sea and marched over to the green-haired man who was predictably leaning back against the railing, both hands behind his head, eyes closed now he had apparently finished trying to bore a hole through the back of Sanji's head with them.

'Oi, kuso-swordsman...'

'What, ero-cook?' One eye cracked open, telling him this had better be good. Sanji almost poked it with the cigarette still smouldering between his fingers.

'What the hell are you doing?'

'...Eh? What the hell are you on about?'

'Staring, constantly staring...what is it, have I got something on my back?'

There it was, that look again, like it should have been obvious or something that even Luffy would know. Damn marimo-head. He was gonna get a bea-

Sanji grinned. Deviously. He had an idea. The grin turned sharklike and now both of Zoro's eyes were open and there was fear present.

'Oi, ero-cook, what-'

Sanji leaned down and kissed him. The ero-cook had actually moved in and was, in real life, in plain view of anyone who was to come up to the upper deck, KISSING HIM.

When Sanji stepped back, triumphant, Zoro stared some more.

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Comments, constructive criticism welcome because I haven't written anything well for a long, long time >>; I'd like to know how I did on my first try...(¬_¬;) ZoLu is also a pairing I want to try out as well as many Ace pairings as I can get away with >///< ♥.