onepieceyaoi100 | Submission for Topic: "Needing Help!" (Reply)

Title: Good Vibrations
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Luffy/Zoro
Topic: Needing Help!
Summary: Fun with Dials.
Notes: First drabble posted here. Hope you enjoy :)

“This is a pulsing dial.” Conis held the strange shell, which vibrated. “We use it to mix batter and the like.”

“Conis-chan!” Sanji twirled, “Your cooking must taste as sweet as you!”

“Ugh…Love Cook…” Usopp muttered. He held another dial. “What’s this one do?”

Conis set down the pulsing dial to take the one in Usopp’s hand. “This is a spin dial.”

No one caught Luffy’s fingers inching forward and snatching the pulsing dial; they were involved in Conis’s demonstration. If they’d noticed, they’d have seen their captain’s expression turn disturbingly sly.

Luffy’s eyes darted back and forth as he switched the dial on. Nobody was looking. Quicker than the eye, Luffy swallowed it. His grin was strangely lewd as he began vibrating. With some effort, he got to the next room and disappeared behind the door. Moments later, he called out in a sing-song voice.

“Zo~ro! Hey Zo~ro!”

Zoro looked up. “What the heck does he want?” he grumbled.

Robin, sitting with him on the couch, shrugged.

“Zoro!” the voice was more insistent. “I need your help!”

By now everyone was looking at Zoro expectantly. Apparently he’d been voted Luffy-Sitter. Sighing, Zoro rose and went in the room. But everyone heard his next words.

“What do you wa-wa-what the hell?”

“Why are you vibrating? Hey, what’re you doing? Not here, dumbass! Let go of my pants!”

“Luffy, cut it ouuuu-oh my god…”

The crew stared at each other, their expressions long-suffering. Conis looked at everyone in confusion.

“Do you think they need help?”

Robin chuckled, having seen the whole thing. “I believe they’re quite willing to handle it themselves.”

Conis blinked and restarted her explanation while the others tried to ignore the moans.

“That’s funny,” Conis said. “I can’t find the pulsing dial. I had it a minute ago…”