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onepieceyaoi100Title: How fast were we going again?
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji, Luffy/Usopp and whomever else you choose to pair up XD
Warnings: Don't try this at home kids!
Topic: Knots
Word Count:272
A/N: Bet no-one was expecting this interpretation! XD
"How fast were you going again?" Nami glared at Sanji. He didn't understand why; all he ever did was wait on her hand and foot.
"We were travelling at a comfortable pace of 50 knots Nami~Swan!" He answered diligently.
"You do realise that 50 knots is bordering on 60 miles per hour don't you?"
"Yes Nami~Swan."
"What's that got to do with the price of eggs?" Zoro yawned.
Nami paused. She was most likely considering the stock markets rise and fall on poultry produce before swinging back to the matter at hand full tilt.
"We hit the next islands sea wall at 58 mph, and that's land-speed dumbass!" She pointed to the sizable chunk missing from the side of the ship.
The only two brave enough to be on deck at that time examined each other thoughtfully.
"Ummm...Nami~Swan?" Sanji smiled weakly.
"What? It'd better be a damn good explanation. Like how you're going to pay for this."
"...Going 50 knots is actually equivalent to 57.53895 mp-"
Zoro glanced up from where he was polishing a sword. Nami glared expectantly.
He glanced from his unconscious hubby to the enraged woman before him and shook his head.
"He's right. And by the way-"
"-WHAT!?!?"
"...Luffy's fault."
Nami threw her hands up in disgust.
"Why am I not surprised?"
Zoro leaned forwards slightly and poked the prone form in front of him.
"That'll teach you to be a smart-ass."
The prone from twitched, but otherwise remained unmoving.
"I hate you."
"Too bad you're stuck with me."
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(Location of inspiration)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautical_mile_per_hour
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji, Luffy/Usopp and whomever else you choose to pair up XD
Warnings: Don't try this at home kids!
Topic: Knots
Word Count:272
A/N: Bet no-one was expecting this interpretation! XD
"How fast were you going again?" Nami glared at Sanji. He didn't understand why; all he ever did was wait on her hand and foot.
"We were travelling at a comfortable pace of 50 knots Nami~Swan!" He answered diligently.
"You do realise that 50 knots is bordering on 60 miles per hour don't you?"
"Yes Nami~Swan."
"What's that got to do with the price of eggs?" Zoro yawned.
Nami paused. She was most likely considering the stock markets rise and fall on poultry produce before swinging back to the matter at hand full tilt.
"We hit the next islands sea wall at 58 mph, and that's land-speed dumbass!" She pointed to the sizable chunk missing from the side of the ship.
The only two brave enough to be on deck at that time examined each other thoughtfully.
"Ummm...Nami~Swan?" Sanji smiled weakly.
"What? It'd better be a damn good explanation. Like how you're going to pay for this."
"...Going 50 knots is actually equivalent to 57.53895 mp-"
Zoro glanced up from where he was polishing a sword. Nami glared expectantly.
He glanced from his unconscious hubby to the enraged woman before him and shook his head.
"He's right. And by the way-"
"-WHAT!?!?"
"...Luffy's fault."
Nami threw her hands up in disgust.
"Why am I not surprised?"
Zoro leaned forwards slightly and poked the prone form in front of him.
"That'll teach you to be a smart-ass."
The prone from twitched, but otherwise remained unmoving.
"I hate you."
"Too bad you're stuck with me."
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(Location of inspiration)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautical_mile_per_hour
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