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Title: Stop It
Rating: G
Word Count: 130
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji...if you close your eyes, squint and imagine real hard.
Topic: Pet...names ^^
"Shithead, if you've got a problem with my pet names then just say so!"
"I did say so, and you kicked me!" Zoro blocked another potentially-deadly blow. "Twice!"
"And? That doesn't tell me what's wrong with addressing the girls the way I do!" Sanji fumed, pausing in his attacks to give the walking marimo a chance to redeem himself.
Zoro frowned and straightened, turning towards the galley and opening the door with a bang. "NAMI-SWA~AAN! MELLORINE! MELLORII~IIINE!!!"
Everyone froze - including Sanji.
A minute passed. Luffy was the first to break the silence, and soon, the room was filled with uproarious laughter, card game long forgotten.
"Y-you bastard! I don't sound like that!"
"Yeah, you do," everyone confirmed unanimously.
No pet names were heard from the chef for the next month.
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To those who are having trouble using their imaginations, download this here and then fast forward the little mp3 to about 4:35 minutes in and then sit back and listen. Once you've done that, thank
hikaru_nekomimi over at
capslock_op as well as
rock_dy who put it in mp3 format in the first place in this post here.
Rating: G
Word Count: 130
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji...if you close your eyes, squint and imagine real hard.
Topic: Pet...names ^^
"Shithead, if you've got a problem with my pet names then just say so!"
"I did say so, and you kicked me!" Zoro blocked another potentially-deadly blow. "Twice!"
"And? That doesn't tell me what's wrong with addressing the girls the way I do!" Sanji fumed, pausing in his attacks to give the walking marimo a chance to redeem himself.
Zoro frowned and straightened, turning towards the galley and opening the door with a bang. "NAMI-SWA~AAN! MELLORINE! MELLORII~IIINE!!!"
Everyone froze - including Sanji.
A minute passed. Luffy was the first to break the silence, and soon, the room was filled with uproarious laughter, card game long forgotten.
"Y-you bastard! I don't sound like that!"
"Yeah, you do," everyone confirmed unanimously.
No pet names were heard from the chef for the next month.
---
To those who are having trouble using their imaginations, download this here and then fast forward the little mp3 to about 4:35 minutes in and then sit back and listen. Once you've done that, thank
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