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Title: Trimming the verge.
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Raiting: pg-15 Language and adult situation XD
Word Count: 260
Topic: Sex Pollen.
A/N: I felt like being mean to Zoro. I'm sorry, but He's asking for it with that lucious lawn of a head. But does the garden on the roof have the same pasture as that of the front lawn? I'm rambling, here have my drabble-fic XD.
He was less than impressed.
In fact, he’d go as far as to say he was depressed.
And he definitely felt more than violated.
Sanji, in his ‘infinite wisdom’, had done something both garish and strangely amazing with his pubic hair.
He stared at the shapes that had previously been his manly scruff of manly hair.
The handsome unruly curls that were now artfully crafted into petals did nothing to make his dick look any better – despite Sanji’s claims that it made his genitalia that much more appealing.
So there he sat, forlornly staring at his crotch, wondering exactly how he was going to wash and reshape his patch of glory, trimmed and tampered with as it was.
“You know, that things not going to pollinate itself…”
“Fuck off Kitchen Bitch.”
Sanji raised his eybrow, the spiral twitching in surprise, and then raising further in shock.
“You…you’re…upset aren’t you?” He spoke the words carefully, but was unable to mask the disbelief or the incredulous look plastered to his face.
“You shaved my base camp asshole.”
Sanji paused and bit his lower lip, smirking.
“I fail to see how this is amusing.”
The blonde bent slightly and lifted a hand to cover his glee at the situation.
“You cut my fucking lawn you girly-!”
Zoro froze and stared at the bathroom door.
Robin smiled serenely and offered a placating wave.
“I’ll come back when cook-san has finished gardening.”
Sanji’s jaw dropped, Zoro’s remained firmly clenched.
“…”
“You play with my hair again and I’ll shave you bloody bald, got that fucker?”
Title: Trimming the verge.
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Raiting: pg-15 Language and adult situation XD
Word Count: 260
Topic: Sex Pollen.
A/N: I felt like being mean to Zoro. I'm sorry, but He's asking for it with that lucious lawn of a head. But does the garden on the roof have the same pasture as that of the front lawn? I'm rambling, here have my drabble-fic XD.
He was less than impressed.
In fact, he’d go as far as to say he was depressed.
And he definitely felt more than violated.
Sanji, in his ‘infinite wisdom’, had done something both garish and strangely amazing with his pubic hair.
He stared at the shapes that had previously been his manly scruff of manly hair.
The handsome unruly curls that were now artfully crafted into petals did nothing to make his dick look any better – despite Sanji’s claims that it made his genitalia that much more appealing.
So there he sat, forlornly staring at his crotch, wondering exactly how he was going to wash and reshape his patch of glory, trimmed and tampered with as it was.
“You know, that things not going to pollinate itself…”
“Fuck off Kitchen Bitch.”
Sanji raised his eybrow, the spiral twitching in surprise, and then raising further in shock.
“You…you’re…upset aren’t you?” He spoke the words carefully, but was unable to mask the disbelief or the incredulous look plastered to his face.
“You shaved my base camp asshole.”
Sanji paused and bit his lower lip, smirking.
“I fail to see how this is amusing.”
The blonde bent slightly and lifted a hand to cover his glee at the situation.
“You cut my fucking lawn you girly-!”
Zoro froze and stared at the bathroom door.
Robin smiled serenely and offered a placating wave.
“I’ll come back when cook-san has finished gardening.”
Sanji’s jaw dropped, Zoro’s remained firmly clenched.
“…”
“You play with my hair again and I’ll shave you bloody bald, got that fucker?”
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