A piece of the Navy

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Title: A piece of the Navy
Pairing: Sanji/ surprise (yes another weird pairing)
rating: Pg
Words:300


Zoro banged on the inn door loudly.

"Oi, Chef, the navy is after us we need to go. Now."

"Shit! Give me a minute.."

The swordsman grunted and leaned against the wall as he heard the cook stumble around his room. His ears perked up suddenly as he heard the noise of kissing, then conversation with another familiar male voice. Male? Well who was Zoro to judge? But the fact that it was familiar made him strain to hear the exchange.

"You guys always show up at the worst times."

"It's required to catch the bad guys."

"Oh am I a bad guy?"

"You even have to ask after what you just did? Very bad."

"Good, maybe you can work on getting a few of those charges added to my future wanted poster."

"I'd be arrested for using such language..."

"Heh, well next time, I want to see you with a promotion. It makes me look good if high ranking officials are out for my blood."

"I don't think it would be your blood I'd be after. Anyway that means you have to have a higher bounty next time I see you."

"You saying I'm not worth chasing as I am?"

"No..I suppose not. Your too bad to let roam free."

Zoro sighed and banged on the door again as he heard kissing continue.

"Oi!"

"Fuck, Zoro! I'm coming!"

"Z..Z..Zoro?"

"I'll see you soon, remember! A promotion next time!"

Sanji opened the door and Coby stood beyond his hand outstretched as if to stop and question him. Zoro gave a red faced Coby a knowing smirk.

"Weren't you in a hurry? Luffy is probably in trouble."
"Idiot! It's you who made me wait!"

"Luffy? Is here too?" But the words weren't heard as Zoro and Sanji ran down the hall.