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Title:  It's All About the Looks
Rating:  PG
Word Count:  300
Pairing:  Iceburg/Paulie
Topic:  Mismatched

Twas a beautiful day in Water 7 in the eyes of the Square sisters; many of the manly man of Galley-La were shirtless.

Mozu smiled as she came upon the sight of a goggled stud ogling a certain handsome, single mayor.  She elbowed her sister and grinned.  Receiving her sister's wordless signal, the two walked towards Paulie.

They came up to both sides of the distracted man and grabbed hold of his arms, entrapping him within their grasp.

"Oi!  Squares! What do you think you're-"

"It seems like such a shame, hero-san,"  Kiwi stated.

"A complete shame," her sister echoed.

"Huh...?"

The twins smiled.  "You know, the way you are now, it'd never work out between you two.

Paulie blushed.  "What the hell-"

"Yeah," Kiwi interjected, "you two don't match right now."

"Just look at your clothes."

Paulie couldn't help but look down at himself.  "What's wrong with my-"

"Where did you get that jacket?  And that shirt's color is soooo outdated.  It's a miracle that you got hired as Vice President with your fashion sense,"  Mozu teased.

"Hey!  I got hired for my skill, not my-"

"But don't worry, hero-san," Mozu began.

"We have the perfect solution," Kiwi finished.

Paulie gulped upon seeing the devilish expressions on the twins' faces.

Sometime later

"Nma~.  Has anyone seen Paulie around?"  Iceburg questioned nearby employees.  They stared off behind his back and started to snicker.

"Oi!  Wait!  I don't want to be seen like this!"

"Nma, Paulie, what are you yelling about now-"  Iceburg started to say but stopped at the sight of him.

He was wearing a suit.  And tie.  Iceburg let his eyes roam Paulie's body; he decided that he liked Paulie much better in a suit.

"Nma, Paulie, I think it's time for a meeting in my office."

-End-  Interpret it as you will. ^_^

Wah~ My first drabble finished!  Please tell me your honest opinions!