onepieceyaoi100 | I know I can't win, but a plot bunny attacked me with this... (Reply)

Title: To See You Again
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Pairing: ZoSan
Topic: Dress
A/N: Spoilers for the recent cover arcs...kinda. It doesn't reveal too too much, but still a little bit.

For once in his life, Zoro couldn't wait to see the perverted cook. After spending Enel-knows-how-long with that pink-haired girl obsessed with cute things and girly dresses, Zoro felt that he had lost some of his manliness and needed to reaffirm it with the somewhat-effeminate-but-still-kinda-manly Sanji. What he saw when he was finally reunited with the cook absolutely horrified him.

He was wearing a dress. And his eyebrows weren't the only thing that were curly: Sanji's new wig had curls in it. And his face was even uglier now! Zoro cringed at the amount of lipstick applied to the cook's lips and the blush applied to his cheeks. If he thinks that he is going to kiss me with those lips, he's got another thing coming, Zoro thought to himself.

Zoro allowed his eyes to travel down the once manly cook. Well, at least he didn't shave his legs. They're still kinda manly...

Zoro squared his jaw and began to prepare himself for the worst. He had his work cut out for him if ever he was to have his manly cook back. No way in hell was Zoro ever going to sleep with something that wears a dress.

----------------------------------

So, what did you think? Oh, and for those of you who haven't seen Sanji in a dress, here's a link: www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/544/01/