Just for fun.

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Title: Temptations
pairing: Usopp/Zoro, Zoro/Sanji
rating:pg13
words: 229
topic: confession
notes: AU...priests & alterboys! (no offense to anyone)

Zoro left the confessional flushed, sweaty, and with the rather unseemly bulge pressing out against the folds of his black pants.

Sanji smirked, filling out the door jam as the green haired man shuffled to an annoyed stop…seeing the blond bastard was not about to give him way to his target upstairs.

“Who would have guessed…sins of the flesh DO tempt you, after all!”

“Shut up…I was just caught by surprise. An alter boy…!” He grumbled in disbelief.

The blond leaned uncomfortably close to him and lowered his voice to a whisper.

“If it is the curly haired one…his penance should be for the lies not the vivid sexual imagination. No way has he done any of the things he’s confessed to me. Stimulating to listen to though. It’s not just you...everyone has gotten hard at least once listening to him.”

“He didn’t confess to what he had supposedly done this time…”

The surprise on the blond priests face made it worse. He really shouldn’t have been so affected! He must need more training.

“Then what?”

“He confessed to what he wanted to do…”

“Well…”

“…to me.”

Sanji sputtered and Zoro took the opportunity to push past him to the privacy upstairs. He didn’t want to be anywhere NEAR underage and sexually provocative alter boys or the far too good looking and hyped up blond priest at the moment.