One Piece Yaoi Drabble Community

yeah. I really wanted the end to be funny, but I couldn't think of a way to word it with Sanji talking normal that might come across as sad or jealous for Nami. Then I was like Oh wait...I could just have him talk to Zoro like he does to Nami. That's fairly messed up and funny. I maintain Zoro either immediately decks or tries to slice him in twice after afterwards.