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Fandom: One Piece
Author: KuraiOfAnagura
Genre: Humor and Idiocy
Characters: Camy and Brook
Topic: Amusement Park
Word-count: 208

well, hello there. I'm sure I'm not allone if I speak up that the last chapter has shocked me to no end. but thanks to this new developments my passion for One Piece has enflamed once mooooore!

Ah, what a jolly day! Camy thought as the scary looking skeleton handed her a piece of cotton candy and took place next to her. How much she'd ever wanted to visit this amusement Park! What a luck for her that she'd met the straw hat pirates, though some of them were pretty strange.
“Thank you” she said as the skeleton took place next to her. She watched over to Luffy and chopper, who were chasing after a bubble containing their share of the pink sweet.
“YOHOHOHOHO! A pleasure dear lady!” She smiled at him brightly. “May you be so kind to show me your panties?”
“Erm... you see.... I'm not really wearing any?” As soon as she'd said this she'd regretted it. How could a skull move like this? And, actually, how could a skeleton bleed out of his nose?
“Erm, erm, see? I have a tail! So I don't need any panties!?” she tried to save the situation.
Suddenly the skeleton stopped. “Ah, right you are” it said and took a sip out of its suddenly appearing cup.
“Then grant me a question... how do you do... it?”
“Erm... how do you do it?” “Ah, fair enough, fair enough. YOHOHOHOHO NO PANTIES AT ALL!!!”