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Ficlet: Substitute | Zoro/Nami, Zoro/Sanji | PG-15

Title: Substitute
Pairing: Zoro/Nami, Zoro/Sanji
Rating: PG-15
Word count: 300
Topic: Sex pollen curtesy of [livejournal.com profile] salmon_pink
Author's note: Zoro decides to help the cook get into Nami's pants. Things don't work out as planned.

(The sand that was grinding against the Strawhat crew had a name: Shitty Love Cook)
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Eyes front, sailor...

Title: She Looks Lovely
Topic: (tying the) knot
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Pairing: Zoro/Nami, actually, but it's mostly about the Sanji -> Zoro
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well, all things considered.
Summary: Every wedding needs witnesses. Not all of them are free of regrets. Seems Sanji's a bit distracted...

Excuse: Actually, I got asked for a Zo/Na somewhere else, with a wedding in it. If I could figure out how to cram a shipwreck into a bottle, I'd be all set...

Notes: Y'know, it's far too easy, given all appearances, to peg Sanji as the straight man, and Zoro as the one who isn't interested in girls. But, you know, I don't think our resident swordsman is completely oblivious (she says, having just recently watched him play the shiny knight again, in Skypiea this time)... So.

So, Nami, do you... )

Oi, cook, make me some sandwiches...

Title: Sandwiches
Topic: Sanji wins!
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG14 (language, implications)
Pairing: San/Zo/Na (OT3!)
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Nami likes cheese and lettuce in her sandwiches.

Excuse: The middle is a very nice place to be, too. Also, I couldn't get that particular image of Zoro out of my head all day. (It was terrible, I tell you, just awful, and it didn't make me happy at all!)

Notes: Erm. Very obscure reference to Davy Back arc, I suppose, but the reference should be obvious enough without that. I hope.

Ever noticed how the cook has to make his own birthday cake? )