Oi, cook, make me some sandwiches...
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Sandwiches
Topic: Sanji wins!
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG14 (language, implications)
Pairing: San/Zo/Na (OT3!)
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Nami likes cheese and lettuce in her sandwiches.
Excuse: The middle is a very nice place to be, too. Also, I couldn't get that particular image of Zoro out of my head all day. (It was terrible, I tell you, just awful, and it didn't make me happy at all!)
Notes: Erm. Very obscure reference to Davy Back arc, I suppose, but the reference should be obvious enough without that. I hope.
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He should have known something up when Nami stopped him outside the galley to ask for "something simple for lunch, like sandwiches." He'd swooned appropriately. Nami-san could have whatever she liked for lunch, but he still had cake to make, so 'easy' was just as well.
The view when he opened the galley door was... brain-breaking, really. And, well...
Alright, what the *hell* was the shitty marimo doing wearing his apron? Never mind that he was sprawled out on the table wearing nothing else.
Correction, propping himself up on one elbow on the table so the top of the apron fell down, making it obvious the garment was only tied on (with a bow) at his waist.
Pink, Sanji decided, feeling suddenly a little lightheaded, was a very nice colour on the aho.
And that sheet made a lovely tablecloth.
Still.
"What're you doing on my table?"
Half a shrug. "Tradition. You're supposed to get taken out to get laid on your 19th birthday, right?"
Sanji blinked. Oh. That. He smirked. Unbuttoned his jacket, tucked a hand in his pocket casually. "That was last year."
"Yes, we know," Nami's voice came from behind, and Sanji nearly, nearly jumped. "But we thought you'd like this better anyway."
"Nami-san?" Whose sundress was also pink, and starting to come off one shoulder as she popped the last button open. Only the sash bow kept her dress closed now.
"I like cheese and lettuce in my sandwiches, Sanji," she smiled, and locked the door behind herself.
Those other yarou could all wait, and he'd make it up to Robin-chan later, Sanji thought, as Zoro rolled off the table and stalked towards him, and Nami laid a possessive hand on his jacket sleeve. Right now? He had some presents to open, and... sandwiches to fill.
Topic: Sanji wins!
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG14 (language, implications)
Pairing: San/Zo/Na (OT3!)
Disclaimer: Characters and setting? Not mine. Probably just as well. Here, have them back...
Summary: Nami likes cheese and lettuce in her sandwiches.
Excuse: The middle is a very nice place to be, too. Also, I couldn't get that particular image of Zoro out of my head all day. (It was terrible, I tell you, just awful, and it didn't make me happy at all!)
Notes: Erm. Very obscure reference to Davy Back arc, I suppose, but the reference should be obvious enough without that. I hope.
~~~
He should have known something up when Nami stopped him outside the galley to ask for "something simple for lunch, like sandwiches." He'd swooned appropriately. Nami-san could have whatever she liked for lunch, but he still had cake to make, so 'easy' was just as well.
The view when he opened the galley door was... brain-breaking, really. And, well...
Alright, what the *hell* was the shitty marimo doing wearing his apron? Never mind that he was sprawled out on the table wearing nothing else.
Correction, propping himself up on one elbow on the table so the top of the apron fell down, making it obvious the garment was only tied on (with a bow) at his waist.
Pink, Sanji decided, feeling suddenly a little lightheaded, was a very nice colour on the aho.
And that sheet made a lovely tablecloth.
Still.
"What're you doing on my table?"
Half a shrug. "Tradition. You're supposed to get taken out to get laid on your 19th birthday, right?"
Sanji blinked. Oh. That. He smirked. Unbuttoned his jacket, tucked a hand in his pocket casually. "That was last year."
"Yes, we know," Nami's voice came from behind, and Sanji nearly, nearly jumped. "But we thought you'd like this better anyway."
"Nami-san?" Whose sundress was also pink, and starting to come off one shoulder as she popped the last button open. Only the sash bow kept her dress closed now.
"I like cheese and lettuce in my sandwiches, Sanji," she smiled, and locked the door behind herself.
Those other yarou could all wait, and he'd make it up to Robin-chan later, Sanji thought, as Zoro rolled off the table and stalked towards him, and Nami laid a possessive hand on his jacket sleeve. Right now? He had some presents to open, and... sandwiches to fill.
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Date: 2007-03-03 03:18 am (UTC)SANDWICHES. XDD
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Date: 2007-03-03 01:32 pm (UTC)Definitely sandwiches. :) Sanji should
be inmake them for lunch more often, yes?no subject
Date: 2007-03-03 05:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-03 01:56 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2007-03-03 06:09 am (UTC)Win!
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Date: 2007-03-03 01:36 pm (UTC)OR
I think it's gonna be a cheese sandwich... Nami gets to be the bread this time?
}:) Thanks!
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Date: 2007-03-03 08:16 am (UTC)That has got to be the sexiest sandwich ever made in that kitchen. Nami wins.
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Date: 2007-03-03 01:49 pm (UTC)Mah -- Everybody wins this one, ne?
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Date: 2007-03-03 11:42 am (UTC)WHY DID MY FUCKING BRAIN INTERPRET THAT THE WAY IT DID AUGH MY BRAIN WHAJWHAJHW
SANDWICH = BUTT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*SOBS*
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Date: 2007-03-03 01:48 pm (UTC)Although I'm quite sure Sanji would be more than happy to fill that. ;) With his very own special salami and sauce, in fact. Of course, he'd have to take care of Nami's
buttneeds first, seeing as she *is* a lady...But, y'know, it's all OKAY, because it's really not *that* far off what Sanji's meaning anyway. :)
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Date: 2007-03-03 03:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-03 03:48 pm (UTC)XD Still, Sanji kneading buns and making 'sandwiches in his kitchen is yummeh... but marimo and oranges? I wonder how they'll taste! O_o;
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Date: 2007-03-03 08:39 pm (UTC)And Sanji's a really good chef. If even I can find recipes with seaweed and oranges, I'm sure he knows lots of them, and they're all scumptious. Right? :)
*grins* Hey, I even found a recipe for a cocktail called a Seaweed (http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/4916), made with (green) melon liqueur and (blue) curacao and orange juice, among other things, and several other drinks along the same lines (including some with an
otherorange liqueur instead of the juice)...*hee*
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Date: 2007-03-03 10:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-04 03:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-04 04:10 pm (UTC)Sorry, I'm on a Frankie (Franky? damn, I can't remember the true spelling, I'll just say 'y' is easier, less to type...) roll atm. He needs more coverage! And I'm not refering to a pair of trousers because Frankly it would be a travesty to have such manly legs covered up! XD
*fails*
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Date: 2007-03-06 01:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-03 09:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-03 09:21 pm (UTC)Thanks!