[Fic] Smooth Criminal
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Smooth Criminal
Pairing: None, actually. *wollows in shame*
Rating: PG-13 (Sanji, you bastard, you~)
Topic: Royalty
Word count: 300
– The great Usopp-sama will draw you a perfect portrait, Zoro-kun! – the long-nose said with a pencil in hand, waiting for instructions.
“Wanted!” was a common game the Mugiwaras played to chase away boredom. They usually formed teams of two, one giving a description of the “criminal”, the other readying a wanted poster that the other team had to recognize. The winning pair was usually Nami an Usopp, for the navigator was always quick to pick the crewmember with good drawing skills. Today her choice fell upon Franky, however, the obviously talented shipwright.
Competition...
Luffy and Chopper cheered their nakama on, surprisingly enthusiastic after failing to make the others guess who could have been on Luffy's masterpiece. Sanji just frowned, being teamed up with Brook instead of Robin-chwan, who chose to enjoy the game as a spectator.
– He's a royalty – Zoro started while his partner sketched.
– Wears gaudy clothes, has girly blond hair, a ridiculous eyebrow... – the swordsman counted on his fingers. – Ah, and don't forget his ball-like crown.
The sharpshooter proudly presented his work to the crowd: a lean young man in a prince's attire, with a ball-shaped head ornament, blond bangs and a curly eyebrow. Then realization hit him.
– Z-Zoro... Isn't this...?
– You fucking piece of shit! – Sanji jumped up, interrupting Usopp. – You wanna fight?!
– We win! – Zoro crossed his arms before his chest triumphantly.
– No way! – Franky stood. – That's supposed to be coo–
– You guessed it. – The green-hair grinned. – It's the Prince of Retardia.
In the end, there were no real winners due to the fact that the rest of the day went by with Sanji chasing Zoro, and the rest of the crew just watching them.
Okay, this is actually a game I played a lot as a wee lass. It's fun if you play it well. ^^I'm terribly sorry, but The Prince of Retardia is all I could think about in connection with "royalty"... And the title is awkward, I know. I've been listening to MJ non-stop lately, an this song is awesome. Period.
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Date: 2011-03-31 10:46 am (UTC)it was a fun read :]
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Date: 2011-03-31 10:49 am (UTC)I'm glad you enjoyed it~! ^^
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Date: 2011-03-31 11:18 am (UTC)The story which you write is silly. Good stuff. :)
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Date: 2011-03-31 11:22 am (UTC)I absolutely love the ZoSan bickering in those parts. I find the whole arc irritating as hell, but that scene~~!! Just too good.
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Date: 2011-03-31 12:01 pm (UTC)Loved this one, I must remeber the game too~
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Date: 2011-04-01 12:21 am (UTC)♥
Prince of Retardia is classic.
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Date: 2011-04-01 08:21 am (UTC)Yusss, he is, his royal majesty~ ♥