onepieceyaoi100 | Well, I tried to be funny. oro.

Title: Spell
Rating: PG 13 for references of Dirty Deeds. =D
Pairings: Zoro/Sanji + Surprise!
Prompt: Crack AU
Word Count: 281
Disclaimers: I own none of the characters within. I have a feeling this bunny is gonna breed to demand a full fic. @_@;

It really wasn't fair.

Knights were supposed to rescue the fair princesses, who would then adorn them with favors (for the evening) and trinkets to last them until their next adventure.

The current princess was screeching something at the dim witted, moss headed mage. Who just stared back, amused.

She'd been pretty, done up in silver and pink, with a weird triangle motif sewn along the hem of her gown and sleeves.

Now, she was a cute pink ..fox thing. And apparently very unhappy.

Sanji rubbed the bridge of his nose as one of the Hylian Knights approached. Torches and a mob should be forthcoming any moment now...

A soft chuckle floated to his ears, cut off when the Princess stopped yapping at Zoro and growled a warning at the man.

It took a while to calm her, Zoro finally casting a sleeping spell, double checked by the mages now surrounding her.

"Will she be that way for long?"

"Who knows." Zoro answered, causing a long suffering sigh from his traveling companion. "You have fine Mages here, though. I'm certain they will cure her... quickly."

A cut of the eyes from the other blond had apparently made him hasten his answer. Link smiled.

"Please. Be our guests for the evening. No matter how she arrived, you saved her. As specified, you shall receive your rewards."

**

“How long do you think these will last?”

Zoro ran a finger along the new, elongated outer shell of Sanji's ear. Who shivered, still unused to the feeling, even after seeing what it had to Link last night.

Zoro sighed. “I have a feeling for as long as Zelda will be a fox.”

_{Please let me know if there is anything you loved, totally hated or if I should do a full fic on it. haha. Please? =DD}