[identity profile] lady-karasu.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] onepieceyaoi100
And so I throw my hat into the ring for Slashslut!Nami week. Though I think I've more borrowed [livejournal.com profile] peroxidepest17's than revived my own; fear not, there's bound to be another Doujinshi due soon- the woman needs money after all. ^_~

*laughs* Either way, I'm likely to get kicked for one, if not both of these…

Title: Opportunity
Rating: Er... PG for what we DONT see?
Word count: 296
Pairing: Possibly Zoro/Luffy, Zoro/Pauley
Notes: Nami's makin' her rounds again... (Luffy/Paulie bondage was too fun to let it pass... though this was a touch rushed… ^_^;; Set between chapter 345 and 346)




“Luffy! What are you doing playing around here?! We’ve got… to…”

The navigator trailed off, hand still on the doorknob. If one would look closely enough, they could actually see her mind shifting gears. As the possibilities occurred, her posture slowly changed- from anxious crewmate, to appraising critique.

“Hmmmm…. I’d love to have Ussop for this, but that’ll have to wait…” She shook her head, all but ignoring the two men pinned to the floor, yet somehow supremely aware of their presence. “Sanji would only require a suggestion- but we don’t know where he is right now…” She continued to think, crossing her arms and idly taping a foot. Her eyes roved over the trapped men, sprawled out in all their glory by those odd rings pinning them to the floor. The scene was just too good to pass up- and how could she possibly forgive herself if she did? (It was hard enough to get Luffy to stand still for more than a second...) Some people would pay through the NOSE…

A Cheshire grin slowly spread across her face. It was brilliant- after all, he could free them when he was done. But how to get him to cooperate?

Nami suddenly snapped her fingers. “Zoro still owes me for his last bar tab!” Eyes lighting up, she bolted from the room.

Pauley craned his neck toward his partner in bondage. “What was that all about?”

Luffy shrugged, still tugging at his bonds. “Well, you said you didn't care what happened to your body if you could help Iceberg-ossan, right?”

"..."

Pauley blinked in reply, he couldn’t have heard that right… but in the silence that followed, both men could hear the Navigator cackling from floors below.

After a short pause, their efforts to escape redoubled.



~~~~~

As [livejournal.com profile] sherrymarie suggested it would be, I give you: ‘A (really bad) trashy gay piratey Harlequin’


Title: To the victor go the spoils
[or ‘Pimpmaster Zoro’- take your pick.]
Word count: 300 (though slightly pruned)
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji/Mihawk- Rowr... ^_^
Rating: erm... PG-13?
Notes: The rampant OOC was intended… really… o_O;;



Swords flashed as they continued to dance across the broken deck. It had been a good fight- the best he'd ever had, but for all the other man's skill, his victory was still assured.

With a final move, his opponent fell.

"Zoro!" Someone called, running over; the blonde waiter from earlier. Before he had his breath to respond, the limber man was wrapped around him, pressed against him, demanding his attention in a most interesting way. He was content to leave him to his ministrations for the moment- they certainly weren’t unpleasant- and the blonde was obviously skilled at what he did.

Then a murmur rose in the crowd behind him, and as he prepared to turn a strong hand clasped his shoulder, finishing the move for him.

His eyes roved over his once-fallen opponent, finding blood on his clothing, but no sign of a wound- mortal or otherwise. Then a hand took his chin, forcing his eyes to raise to intense golden orbs.

"You were the first man to ever best me. I find myself at your...", he paused, and something flashed in the other man’s eyes as he finished, "mercy."

Zoro found his chest tightening, along with other, more sensitive bits. Agile hands once again found him from behind, resuming their previous task and slipping under his harimaki as the man at his front leaned in to claim his lips.

```

A sudden pain in his chest had him surging up, gasping, only to find himself blinking away those images in a dark room - phantom touches still teasing his flesh.

"Oi, perverted swordsman- quit dreamin' about me." The grumpy voice stated, turning to reclaim sleep- tucking his leg back under his blanket.

Zoro looked down then, realizing that one sword was still raised for action.

Well, damn.




And now... sleep. As I've just displayed how badly I need it. *laughs*

Date: 2004-11-30 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluepard.livejournal.com
That first one is brill. Luffy's line. XD And um. Yay?

When did ministrations become synonymous with "being molested, often against one's will"? Not that I haven't used it. I'm just curious. XD

Date: 2004-11-30 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com
Re, the second story: Well, THAT would have been an interesting way to end that scene...
Re, the first story: They're... bound with rings? I like it!
And it's interesting to note that even LUFFY realizes the danger of being in such a, uh, compromising position with Nami around!
(debates also doing a SlashSlut!Nami drabble)

Date: 2004-11-30 07:55 am (UTC)
dethorats: (bunny)
From: [personal profile] dethorats
Both rock! I especially like Luffy's comments in the first one and how they nicely incorporated with the manga. And the second one...perfect description and *inferences*.
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Date: 2004-11-30 02:44 pm (UTC)
ext_3572: (too funny)
From: [identity profile] xparrot.livejournal.com
"Well, you said you didn't care what happened to your body if you could help Iceberg-ossan, right?"

*dies* I never thought of it like that. simply gorgeous.

and poor Zoro. in either drabble's case.

Also, wholly sheet, icon love. that's terrible! XD

Date: 2004-11-30 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mei-yanohi.livejournal.com
ICONLOVE ALSO. HOLY SHIT the first time I saw this icon I almost keeled over laughing so hard. I mean holy crap that is funny.

Date: 2004-11-30 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherrymarie.livejournal.com
First of all, I can never get tired of SlashSlutNami! I feel such a bond with her.... Great fic! Those poor boys....^_^

And, I love you for writing the second part. It was awesome. My favorite line 'Zoro found his chest tightening, along with other, more sensitive bits. '. I love Zoro's sensitive bits! I-I-...have to write my own piece, now.

Date: 2004-11-30 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fenm.livejournal.com
We should have more of Zoro's sensaitive bits. ^_~

LOL! Oh, lordy...
Love the icon, btw. I'll bet Nami's jealous! ^_^

Date: 2004-11-30 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vejiicakes.livejournal.com
Zoro looked down then, realizing that one sword was still raised for action.

*soda squirts up nose*

Hehehe, the phallic/sword jokes never get old *^__^*

Love the first drabble too. I doubt I'll ever look at that chapter the same way again. ^^

Date: 2004-11-30 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mei-yanohi.livejournal.com
Zoro looked down then, realizing that one sword was still raised for action.

No, no they don't.

Iconlove, also.

Date: 2004-11-30 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-naye320.livejournal.com
Ahhh, Paulie, this is what you're getting into... Mwah! Beautiful. And the second was plenty fun too! On top of that - much, much icon love! BWAH! What's with One Piece and the tentacle love? Sometimes I wonder... ^_^

Date: 2004-11-30 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mei-yanohi.livejournal.com
UHOH PAULEY YOU'RE GONNA BE A BUTTPIRATE!!!! WATCH OUT!!! Oh man...both of these were genius and hilarious... couldn't ask for better. Mwaha. Zoro thinks he's a manpimp.

...

...you know...even though he is and everything....>_>

Awesome. SLASHSLUT NAMI IS MY SOUL!!! Oh...to have the life of Slashslut Nami... *le sigh*

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