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onepieceyaoi100Title: Flagstaff of Love
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji/Mihawk ( ...in a really bad trashy gay piratey Harlequin)
Word Count: 299
Note: There is absolutely no excuse for this. I wouldn't read it, if I were you.
Special Thanks/Curses goes out to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lady_karasu and fenm. It may have been my idea, but I still blame this entirely on the two of you.
All eyes followed the slender blond as he made his way toward the front deck, where the sound of fighting hung thick in the air. As he walked, a lecherous breeze pleased all whom watched by blowing the back of his jacket up to provide a sinful glimpse of his perk rump.
When he reached the two men who were engaged in heated swordplay, he shook his Glorious Golden Mane before declaring,
“What is the meaning of this villainy?!?”
At the sound of Sanji’s hypnotic voice, both men ceased their fighting, and turned hot eyes onto the blond.
“I have come for you, Sanji the Love Cook.” Zoro said.
“I have come for you, as well.” said Mihawk.
“I have heard tell of your beauty, and find you spirited and pleasing.” said Zoro.
“I find you spirited and pleasing as well.” added Mihawk.
“I throb for you” Zoro said in a sultry voice.
“I throb for you as well.” Mihawk purred.
“I heave for you.”
“I heave for you as well.”
Zoro shot Mihawk a look that said ‘Back off, Bitch.’.
Mihawk returned to him a look that said ‘You back off as well, BI-otch.’.
Sanji once again shook his Glorious Golden Mane before answering in quivering voice.
“I fear that I cannot give myself to either of you. For my heart belongs to the kitchens, and will only answer to the sweet call of All Blue. Besides, I am feisty, and will not easily be tamed by men.”
Just then, a lusty wind blew fiercely across the erotic waters, and lifted the apparently poorly stitched clothing from Sanji’s body. The cook looked bashfully down at his nakedness, and breathed,
“Oh, my.”
Zoro throbbed so hard that he split through the front of his pants.
Mihawk did as well.
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji/Mihawk ( ...in a really bad trashy gay piratey Harlequin)
Word Count: 299
Note: There is absolutely no excuse for this. I wouldn't read it, if I were you.
Special Thanks/Curses goes out to
lady_karasu and fenm. It may have been my idea, but I still blame this entirely on the two of you. All eyes followed the slender blond as he made his way toward the front deck, where the sound of fighting hung thick in the air. As he walked, a lecherous breeze pleased all whom watched by blowing the back of his jacket up to provide a sinful glimpse of his perk rump.
When he reached the two men who were engaged in heated swordplay, he shook his Glorious Golden Mane before declaring,
“What is the meaning of this villainy?!?”
At the sound of Sanji’s hypnotic voice, both men ceased their fighting, and turned hot eyes onto the blond.
“I have come for you, Sanji the Love Cook.” Zoro said.
“I have come for you, as well.” said Mihawk.
“I have heard tell of your beauty, and find you spirited and pleasing.” said Zoro.
“I find you spirited and pleasing as well.” added Mihawk.
“I throb for you” Zoro said in a sultry voice.
“I throb for you as well.” Mihawk purred.
“I heave for you.”
“I heave for you as well.”
Zoro shot Mihawk a look that said ‘Back off, Bitch.’.
Mihawk returned to him a look that said ‘You back off as well, BI-otch.’.
Sanji once again shook his Glorious Golden Mane before answering in quivering voice.
“I fear that I cannot give myself to either of you. For my heart belongs to the kitchens, and will only answer to the sweet call of All Blue. Besides, I am feisty, and will not easily be tamed by men.”
Just then, a lusty wind blew fiercely across the erotic waters, and lifted the apparently poorly stitched clothing from Sanji’s body. The cook looked bashfully down at his nakedness, and breathed,
“Oh, my.”
Zoro throbbed so hard that he split through the front of his pants.
Mihawk did as well.
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Date: 2004-12-01 01:35 am (UTC)right back at ya sanji, i think that goes for all of us.....
BUT i cracked up laughing and it was really frickin good in a funny/scary sorta way
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Date: 2004-12-01 01:57 am (UTC)We need more of those breezes on the show... ^_^
What the--why are you blaming me? What did I do?
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Date: 2004-12-02 02:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-04 09:46 pm (UTC)MUAHAHAHAH!!! ^_^
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Date: 2004-12-01 02:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-01 02:48 am (UTC)Heh...
I'm suddenly reminded of Tom of Finland...
"Good lord! Someone has strapped an eel to that man's crotch! Oh, wait..."
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Date: 2004-12-02 02:31 pm (UTC)"I heave for you"
positively priceless!
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Date: 2004-12-01 03:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-02 02:44 am (UTC)I know that I am about the MILLIONTH person to tell you this, but I LOVE YOUR ICON.
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Date: 2004-12-02 04:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-01 04:20 am (UTC)All that aside, good god. I cannot stop laughing. And I'm picturing them via Wild Rock - loinclothes and wild, wind-blowy hair. *nosebleed*
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Date: 2004-12-01 04:32 am (UTC)The madness ... madness!!! XD
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Date: 2004-12-01 08:31 am (UTC)The use of adjectives here defies description...as it does in most Harlequins. Nicely done.
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Date: 2004-12-02 05:04 pm (UTC)No, no! The wind is a GOOD thing. A VERY good thing...
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Date: 2006-09-12 08:52 pm (UTC)Heehee, extremely amusing! ("lusty wind"??! "erotic waters"¿!? XDD!)