I’m so going to hell for this…
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onepieceyaoi100I’ve got two others coming but they need polished yet, and with recent posts I felt the need to put this one up now … *snicker*
Title: Caught
Rating: G? Pretty tame
Word Count: 208
Pairing: *snerk* That'd ruin it...
Notes: So wrong.
Ussop closed the door behind them; finally they could be alone. This had happened every night for the last week- whenever they could both slip away from the rest of the crew and have a few moments of privacy.
As his eyes adjusted to the darkness, he moved toward his partner, feeling out the stretch of his back as he helped him into new clothes, just for this… When they were done, he appraised his work, pleased.
"Come here, you blonde god, you."
It was time. Ussop prepared to mount the other, words of encouragement on his lips.
Just then the door slammed open, an irate Sanji silhouetted in the frame. "All right, who's been thieving from the kitch--"
He trailed off, as his brain caught up to his mouth- taking in the scene before him. "What the hell are you two doing?"
The visible eye twitched. "And why is Carue in a dress?"
They blinked at him innocently. "Aww, Sanji, we didn't want anyone to know--"
The cook abruptly stalked away, not wanting to hear the rest.
"...we were putting on a show for everyone... later.", Ussop finished lamely to the closed door.
He wondered later, why his food was burnt for the next week.
~~~
Hey, he's got yellow feathers- that's blonde. ^_^
I probably should have played with it longer (shut up) but I couldn’t make myself wait… might revise it later. *laughs* (You know... I realized after writing this, that it was doubly wrong- since 'Sanji' voices Carue too... *snicker*)
Title: Caught
Rating: G? Pretty tame
Word Count: 208
Pairing: *snerk* That'd ruin it...
Notes: So wrong.
Ussop closed the door behind them; finally they could be alone. This had happened every night for the last week- whenever they could both slip away from the rest of the crew and have a few moments of privacy.
As his eyes adjusted to the darkness, he moved toward his partner, feeling out the stretch of his back as he helped him into new clothes, just for this… When they were done, he appraised his work, pleased.
"Come here, you blonde god, you."
It was time. Ussop prepared to mount the other, words of encouragement on his lips.
Just then the door slammed open, an irate Sanji silhouetted in the frame. "All right, who's been thieving from the kitch--"
He trailed off, as his brain caught up to his mouth- taking in the scene before him. "What the hell are you two doing?"
The visible eye twitched. "And why is Carue in a dress?"
They blinked at him innocently. "Aww, Sanji, we didn't want anyone to know--"
The cook abruptly stalked away, not wanting to hear the rest.
"...we were putting on a show for everyone... later.", Ussop finished lamely to the closed door.
He wondered later, why his food was burnt for the next week.
~~~
Hey, he's got yellow feathers- that's blonde. ^_^
I probably should have played with it longer (shut up) but I couldn’t make myself wait… might revise it later. *laughs* (You know... I realized after writing this, that it was doubly wrong- since 'Sanji' voices Carue too... *snicker*)
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Date: 2004-12-13 03:26 pm (UTC)The mounting especially...that's too terrible. *quietly dies*
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Date: 2004-12-13 05:19 pm (UTC)Why of course. *BIG (innocent) grin...*
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Date: 2004-12-13 05:08 pm (UTC)I'm now typing without a brain. I don't know if it will ever be the same, poor thing. TOO FUNNY! Much love. ^_^
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