Pirate Orgy!
Dec. 13th, 2004 04:37 pmTitle: Playing Together is Fun!
Rating: R, at least
Pairing: Luffy/Zoro/Usopp/Sanji
Word Count: 288
Usopp and Zoro got dressed, then headed out of the hold. They stepped into the kitchen to see that Sanji had Luffy pressed against the door. Both were naked, and what they were doing was pretty obvious.
"Luffy!"
"Sanji!"
"Just... a second..." Sanji panted. He cried out as he finished, and Luffy moaned.
Zoro approached the two. He glared at Sanji. "Just what HELL do you think you're doing?!"
"What am *I* doing? You were the one playing hide the salami with Usopp in the hold!"
"Well... yeah... but..."
Luffy piped up. "It's all right, isn't it? We're all having fun."
Sanji grinned. "That's true."
"Oh!" Luffy smiled broadly. "I know how we could have even more fun!"
Usopp raised a dark eyebrow. "Oh?"
"We could all play together!"
There was a little confused blinking from the other boys. "All of us..." Sanji said finally.
"Sure, why not? That way, nobody gets left out. Oh, except Nami... But I dunno if she'd be interested, any--"
Luffy was interrupted by Zoro's lips against his own, kissing him deeply. "Playing together sounds fun to me," he said softly.
"Cool!" Luffy pounced on Zoro, winding around him, and the two fell to the floor, kissing and fondling and pulling at Zoro's clothes. "You wear too much clothes, Zoro..."
"Uhh... sorry...?"
Sanji was staring with bemused wonder at the couple when he was spun around, and a pair of soft, full lips covered his own. "Wanna see how much clothes I'm wearing, Love Cook?"
~~~~~
The sounds Nami heard coming from the kitchen could only mean that something... major was happening inside. But she was smart; instead of just bursting in on the boys, she ran and got her camera first.
-----owari-----
Someone please continue this! I was thinking of a scene where Luffy asks Nami to join them. ^_^
I know "You wear too much clothes" is incorrect grammar; but this is Luffy... (and Usopp's just mimicking him.)
Rating: R, at least
Pairing: Luffy/Zoro/Usopp/Sanji
Word Count: 288
Usopp and Zoro got dressed, then headed out of the hold. They stepped into the kitchen to see that Sanji had Luffy pressed against the door. Both were naked, and what they were doing was pretty obvious.
"Luffy!"
"Sanji!"
"Just... a second..." Sanji panted. He cried out as he finished, and Luffy moaned.
Zoro approached the two. He glared at Sanji. "Just what HELL do you think you're doing?!"
"What am *I* doing? You were the one playing hide the salami with Usopp in the hold!"
"Well... yeah... but..."
Luffy piped up. "It's all right, isn't it? We're all having fun."
Sanji grinned. "That's true."
"Oh!" Luffy smiled broadly. "I know how we could have even more fun!"
Usopp raised a dark eyebrow. "Oh?"
"We could all play together!"
There was a little confused blinking from the other boys. "All of us..." Sanji said finally.
"Sure, why not? That way, nobody gets left out. Oh, except Nami... But I dunno if she'd be interested, any--"
Luffy was interrupted by Zoro's lips against his own, kissing him deeply. "Playing together sounds fun to me," he said softly.
"Cool!" Luffy pounced on Zoro, winding around him, and the two fell to the floor, kissing and fondling and pulling at Zoro's clothes. "You wear too much clothes, Zoro..."
"Uhh... sorry...?"
Sanji was staring with bemused wonder at the couple when he was spun around, and a pair of soft, full lips covered his own. "Wanna see how much clothes I'm wearing, Love Cook?"
~~~~~
The sounds Nami heard coming from the kitchen could only mean that something... major was happening inside. But she was smart; instead of just bursting in on the boys, she ran and got her camera first.
-----owari-----
Someone please continue this! I was thinking of a scene where Luffy asks Nami to join them. ^_^
I know "You wear too much clothes" is incorrect grammar; but this is Luffy... (and Usopp's just mimicking him.)
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Date: 2004-12-13 11:56 pm (UTC)Thanks for the inspiration, yo.
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Date: 2004-12-14 12:00 am (UTC)Yay!
Total... wrongness...? Oh, yeah, what have I done...?
You're welcome! Glad I could help. I think...
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Date: 2004-12-14 12:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-14 12:11 am (UTC)Oooh... Ok.
Ah, gotcha.
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Date: 2004-12-14 12:36 am (UTC)Here *offers up a plate of homemade sugar cookies*
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Date: 2004-12-14 01:31 am (UTC)Hhehe... You're welcome
(hugs)
Oooh, yummy!
(munch, munch)
Thanks!
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Date: 2004-12-14 12:41 am (UTC)Man, I hope they disinfect the kitchen, with all the smut going on in there.
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Date: 2004-12-14 12:58 am (UTC)Bow to the goodness that is the pirate orgy.
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Date: 2004-12-14 01:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-14 01:34 am (UTC)I actually thought about that, but... ah, well... ^_^
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Date: 2004-12-14 02:59 am (UTC)Indeed!
Yeah. Awww...
Indeed! Woo-hoo!!
Well, I haven't seen them yet, so I set my stories before they showed up. But since I haven't explicitly said they aren't on the ship, you're free to add them. ^_^