THIS IS WRONG. VERY, VERY WRONG.
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onepieceyaoi100Title: All I Want For Christmas
Rating: PG-13 for content, but XXX for mind-scarring value.
Pairing: Seme Chopper/Uke Zoro
Word Count: 366
Yes, you read that right. I am making CHOPPER the Seme. AND IT'S NOT BISHI CHOPPER, EITHER. We're talking Brain Point, midget-reindeer Chopper. Also, it's a christmas fic... I'm a slut for Holiday yaoi.
Why?
BECAUSE I AM ON ZEE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. Also, this is my debut fic, so go easy on me.
Zoro stared into the murky depths of the hold. The cheap tinsel Luffy had laid out the day before was still glittering along the wooden walls, giving it an air of heartfelt gaudiness that would overpower most normal human minds. Fortunately(or unfortunately, depending on which psychiatrist you asked), he'd spent so much time around Luffy that he was used to it by now.
"Where the hell did I put my swords...?" he mused, turning over a box filled with Usopp's pachinkos. "Gotta be here somewhe-!!"
Now, as an aside, he would have finished that sentence. He would have, had he not been interrupted by the cleverly concealed tinsel rope trap that tied up his legs and arms and left him hanging from the ceiling.
"What in the hell?!" he shouted, an enraged, green-haired devil, hanging like a piece of deli meat. "Usopp! If this is another prank, I'm going to make your nose go on a date with my fist!"
"It's not Usopp," said a diminuitive, horrifyingly familiar voice. "Usopp set up the trap, but as... a Christmas present to me." Even distracted, Zoro could recognize that sound... the sound of hooves on hardwood...
"...Chopper?!" screamed the bound swordsman, flailing rather pathetically at his bonds. "What the hell do you want?!"
The fuzzball answered only with a devious grin and a flick on the ear. He strolled over to the front of his prize, and smirked triumphantly.
"See, I've always had a little... fetish, as it were. I like humans. See, that's why they kicked me out of my tribe for real. The blue nose was just a convenient excuse. And for as long as I can remember, I've always wanted a cute little boy-toy I could call my own."
An outside observer, at this point, may have made some amusing notice of the fact that Roronoa Zoro, the battle-scarred demon of blades, was more terrified by the prospect of being kissed by a gay reindeer than death itself. Fortunately for his reputation, there were no such observers.
As Chopper leaned in for his first kiss, he gazed into Zoro's deep, panic-stricken eyes, then looked up towards nothing in particular and sighed.
"This is gonna be the best Christmas ever."
Rating: PG-13 for content, but XXX for mind-scarring value.
Pairing: Seme Chopper/Uke Zoro
Word Count: 366
Yes, you read that right. I am making CHOPPER the Seme. AND IT'S NOT BISHI CHOPPER, EITHER. We're talking Brain Point, midget-reindeer Chopper. Also, it's a christmas fic... I'm a slut for Holiday yaoi.
Why?
BECAUSE I AM ON ZEE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. Also, this is my debut fic, so go easy on me.
Zoro stared into the murky depths of the hold. The cheap tinsel Luffy had laid out the day before was still glittering along the wooden walls, giving it an air of heartfelt gaudiness that would overpower most normal human minds. Fortunately(or unfortunately, depending on which psychiatrist you asked), he'd spent so much time around Luffy that he was used to it by now.
"Where the hell did I put my swords...?" he mused, turning over a box filled with Usopp's pachinkos. "Gotta be here somewhe-!!"
Now, as an aside, he would have finished that sentence. He would have, had he not been interrupted by the cleverly concealed tinsel rope trap that tied up his legs and arms and left him hanging from the ceiling.
"What in the hell?!" he shouted, an enraged, green-haired devil, hanging like a piece of deli meat. "Usopp! If this is another prank, I'm going to make your nose go on a date with my fist!"
"It's not Usopp," said a diminuitive, horrifyingly familiar voice. "Usopp set up the trap, but as... a Christmas present to me." Even distracted, Zoro could recognize that sound... the sound of hooves on hardwood...
"...Chopper?!" screamed the bound swordsman, flailing rather pathetically at his bonds. "What the hell do you want?!"
The fuzzball answered only with a devious grin and a flick on the ear. He strolled over to the front of his prize, and smirked triumphantly.
"See, I've always had a little... fetish, as it were. I like humans. See, that's why they kicked me out of my tribe for real. The blue nose was just a convenient excuse. And for as long as I can remember, I've always wanted a cute little boy-toy I could call my own."
An outside observer, at this point, may have made some amusing notice of the fact that Roronoa Zoro, the battle-scarred demon of blades, was more terrified by the prospect of being kissed by a gay reindeer than death itself. Fortunately for his reputation, there were no such observers.
As Chopper leaned in for his first kiss, he gazed into Zoro's deep, panic-stricken eyes, then looked up towards nothing in particular and sighed.
"This is gonna be the best Christmas ever."
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Date: 2004-12-14 12:57 am (UTC)Well, not quite. If I was showcasing them all, it'd involve Chopper, Luffy, and a bike pump. xD
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Date: 2004-12-14 01:15 am (UTC)*worships*
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Date: 2004-12-14 09:24 pm (UTC)Iconloveyou.
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Date: 2004-12-14 01:25 am (UTC)I mean that in the good way. ^_^
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Date: 2004-12-14 01:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-14 01:38 am (UTC)Oh?
Love that icon, btw!!!!11!one!111oneoneelevenhundredeleven
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Date: 2004-12-14 01:42 am (UTC)this is probably years of suppressed hallucinations catching up to me in written form.
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Date: 2004-12-14 03:04 am (UTC)Ah. Ok... ^_^
Maybe! ^_^
Now, what can I use for MY excuse...??
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Date: 2004-12-14 02:00 am (UTC)Really, though, I liked it. There are probably dozens of reasons I shouldn't have, but, darn it all, I did.
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Date: 2004-12-14 09:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-14 02:24 am (UTC)Chopper's voice seems off. "Convenient excuse"? Well, it's not like Chopper is Luffy-stupid, but he sounds like Kuro here. XD;; (Chopper/Kuro?) Then agaaaain ... that may be what you were aiming for. ^^
Also, you are Very Very Brave to share your crack with the rest of us. (Granted, we're all as bad...)
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Date: 2004-12-14 02:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-14 02:45 am (UTC)...and now I want to track down voice actors and make them say weird things into microphones again.
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Date: 2004-12-14 02:35 am (UTC)then again, he did eat a fruit that tasted like rubber and didn't even notice.
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Date: 2004-12-14 02:47 am (UTC)My brain is broke.
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Date: 2004-12-14 03:02 am (UTC)Paha you wrote slash.
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Date: 2004-12-19 08:40 pm (UTC)http://www.geocities.co.jp/AnimeComic-White/4492/comic1.htmlno subject
Date: 2004-12-19 08:58 pm (UTC)Hee, that stuff amuses me.
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Date: 2004-12-19 09:00 pm (UTC)There is also a incredibly cute comic that starts out with Luffy snuggling Chopper in bed.
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Date: 2004-12-15 06:26 pm (UTC)Goji.
Goji.
I love you.
I love you, man. I am serious, I have fucking TEARS OF JOY in my eyes.
I have no other words to say. <3 <3 <3 <3
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