(no subject)

[hentai-satsuki.livejournal.com]

Hi, poor deplorable newbie here who's coming out of lurkdom. Nice to meet you all.

Hahaha, this has been in my head for the past couple of weeks days and today it burst out in a shower of blood and smut gore.

Title: I Wanna be The Pirate King Seme, dammit!
Rating: PG-13 for implications and language because I am a potty mouth
Pairing: Usopp/Everyone and yet, Usopp/Nobody
Word Count: 205 but it looks much longer. Wha?
Notes: Can you tell that I lust over like strikethrough? Also, first OP drabble and man, this little bastard refused to spawn itself like the way I had it in my head.




It had been his one chance to show the world that he, Captain Usopp, was indeed the real seme of the crew. That he could in fact stand up for something and get his numerous nakama-turned-ukes to bow before him and his eighty thousand men, and that he wasn’t just a simpering coward.
He’d been prepared to stand up for the ship that held a thousand memories for them and for what he believed in and all he had gotten was an empty ship and no crewmates and not even anyone to whom he could brag and boast about topping even while he was being taken from behind and shoved up against the wall in the hold.
So here he was, Great Captain Usopp, the biggest Seme in the world, and he didn’t even have his ukes with him. Well . . . he glanced up, with a painful twinge in his neck, to the empty mast with no sails and the iron plating. No. This was the only nakama he had left and dammed if he was going to even attempt that.
Besides, it had been dammed hard to pick out those splinters last time and it would be worse without someone to help.



I am truly sorry. I cannot do this justice. *Hands head in shame* Though I do have this mental image in my head now. Are your own writings supposed to do that to you?

Comments

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* Um. I have no idea how to respond. Usopp/GM OTP is a given, after all. But uh.

That last line. XD; Ouchies.

[hentai-satsuki.livejournal.com]

I couldn't get any coherency across, I'm sorry. Blame it on the four Redbulls I've consumed in the past hour. Owie.
Your icon is so cute.

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

No, your drabble made sense, I just can't think of anything to say. ^^;

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, baby! The thing about the splinters is great. Especially:


Besides, it had been dammed hard to pick out those splinters last time and it would be worse without someone to help.

So... last time he DID have someone to help? That must have been... awkward. ^_^
OTOH, so sad... No more crew!! (sniff)

[hentai-satsuki.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm sure everyone has tried to hump the Going Merry at one point or another. That smiling, innocent, oh-so-uke face and that irresistible tall, straight mast that's always rigid and - okay, I'm stopping right there.

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm sure everyone has tried to hump the Going Merry at one point or another. That smiling, innocent, oh-so-uke face and that irresistible tall, straight mast that's always rigid and - okay, I'm stopping right there.

O_O Well, that explains why Luffy always sits on the mast... ^_^

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

Aha. Ahahahahahahahaha and it's funny because it's SO GODDAMN TRUE. UsoppxGM=OTP