...and none of these are Luffy ^_^
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onepieceyaoi100Why do my muses always rouse me when I should be sleeping? o_O;; Eh. Sorry, if I weren’t so tired, these’d probably be better.
Title: Change of Pace
Rating: PG-13ish (I think…)
Word Count: 191
Pairing: UsoSan
Notes: O_O This has got to be OOC- or CrackAddicted!Ussop
He had told him to be more assertive. Ignoring his trembling legs; knees knocking gently- he closed in on his target. A hand on one shoulder spun him, and blue eyes looked back at him in surprise for a moment, before recognition dawned in them.
It may have been his current state of dress, but the blonde's eyes widened and he backed away slightly.
Steeling himself, the sharpshooter squared his shoulders, took a deep breath and plunged in. Grasping the cook's shoulders, he propelled the man to the wall, holding him there as he ravished that smoky mouth. Only a moment passed before the cook pulled away, indignant.
"What the hell do you think you--", the words were cut off as Ussop grabbed him roughly, pulling him down for another kiss. After a few minutes, any protesting faded away and arms came up to embrace him, pulling him closer. When he pulled away again, something in his demeanor had changed.
"It’s my turn, for once." His eyes flashed, and he ground hard against Sanji, eliciting a groan from the other man. “Any arguments?”
After that, there were no more complains.
~~~
Title: Ego Trip
Rating: PG-13?
Pairing: UsoZo
Word Count: 278
Bravado had carried him this far, but now faced with the swordsman, this didn’t seem like such a good idea. Not with that deceptively patient ‘I-could-outwait-tectonic-plates’ face staring at him expectantly, waiting for an answer.
His stomach rolled, as the other continued to silently watch him.
He was going to die.
"San--", he choked on his own high pitched voice - forcing it down. He was committed now, he could do this. "Sanji said you'd be afraid, that’s fine... I understand."
He had to play it just right if he wanted to get out of this alive- and if he was lucky, he might even--
Ussop started to back out, just to be safe...
"Afraid of what?!" Eyes narrowed dangerously, and he was certain a hand moved to where his swords should have been. The sharpshooter gulped once, before continuing, "That you'd find out he was better in bed. He was certain he would be, said something about you not being able to handle--"
Zoro nearly snarled, stalking forward and roughly grabbing the liar's shoulder- pushing him back against the table and locking him in a harsh kiss.
When he let up, Ussop pulled back abruptly, squirming away- this wasn't what he wanted.
"...that's not quite how it went..."
The swordsman stilled, giving Usopp a surprised look that quickly deadpanned. The sharpshooter shrunk away slightly, once again feeling his impending doom as the look changed, dangerous glint in the other man’s eye.
"Is that so?"
Zoro stalked forward once more, purpose clear.
The commotion went on for some time, audible all the way up on deck- thrashing, crashes, and then a voice yelling, "Ca-- captain Ussop!"
~~~
Title: Tricked
Rating: PG
Pairing: UsoSan
Word Count: 92
He looked straight ahead, steadfastly staring at a point somewhere above and behind Ussop's head.
"That's not going to work again", Sanji commented, while distantly inspecting a particularly interesting portion of the main mast.
"What do you mean?" Ussop smiled innocently, while fingering a green and white bit of foliage hanging from his belt. "Are you sure you don't want to tie that shoe? You might really hurt yourself if you fell..."
Ussop looked down, distracted for a moment. "Oh, Nami- is that one of your maps?"
"I’ll get it, Nami-swaaaaa--...Dammnit!"
I wanted to be able to post this with a ‘Oh, btw, the extension of Cold Comfort is finally up… but I flaked again. Sleep now, post later. ^_~
Title: Change of Pace
Rating: PG-13ish (I think…)
Word Count: 191
Pairing: UsoSan
Notes: O_O This has got to be OOC- or CrackAddicted!Ussop
He had told him to be more assertive. Ignoring his trembling legs; knees knocking gently- he closed in on his target. A hand on one shoulder spun him, and blue eyes looked back at him in surprise for a moment, before recognition dawned in them.
It may have been his current state of dress, but the blonde's eyes widened and he backed away slightly.
Steeling himself, the sharpshooter squared his shoulders, took a deep breath and plunged in. Grasping the cook's shoulders, he propelled the man to the wall, holding him there as he ravished that smoky mouth. Only a moment passed before the cook pulled away, indignant.
"What the hell do you think you--", the words were cut off as Ussop grabbed him roughly, pulling him down for another kiss. After a few minutes, any protesting faded away and arms came up to embrace him, pulling him closer. When he pulled away again, something in his demeanor had changed.
"It’s my turn, for once." His eyes flashed, and he ground hard against Sanji, eliciting a groan from the other man. “Any arguments?”
After that, there were no more complains.
~~~
Title: Ego Trip
Rating: PG-13?
Pairing: UsoZo
Word Count: 278
Bravado had carried him this far, but now faced with the swordsman, this didn’t seem like such a good idea. Not with that deceptively patient ‘I-could-outwait-tectonic-plates’ face staring at him expectantly, waiting for an answer.
His stomach rolled, as the other continued to silently watch him.
He was going to die.
"San--", he choked on his own high pitched voice - forcing it down. He was committed now, he could do this. "Sanji said you'd be afraid, that’s fine... I understand."
He had to play it just right if he wanted to get out of this alive- and if he was lucky, he might even--
Ussop started to back out, just to be safe...
"Afraid of what?!" Eyes narrowed dangerously, and he was certain a hand moved to where his swords should have been. The sharpshooter gulped once, before continuing, "That you'd find out he was better in bed. He was certain he would be, said something about you not being able to handle--"
Zoro nearly snarled, stalking forward and roughly grabbing the liar's shoulder- pushing him back against the table and locking him in a harsh kiss.
When he let up, Ussop pulled back abruptly, squirming away- this wasn't what he wanted.
"...that's not quite how it went..."
The swordsman stilled, giving Usopp a surprised look that quickly deadpanned. The sharpshooter shrunk away slightly, once again feeling his impending doom as the look changed, dangerous glint in the other man’s eye.
"Is that so?"
Zoro stalked forward once more, purpose clear.
The commotion went on for some time, audible all the way up on deck- thrashing, crashes, and then a voice yelling, "Ca-- captain Ussop!"
~~~
Title: Tricked
Rating: PG
Pairing: UsoSan
Word Count: 92
He looked straight ahead, steadfastly staring at a point somewhere above and behind Ussop's head.
"That's not going to work again", Sanji commented, while distantly inspecting a particularly interesting portion of the main mast.
"What do you mean?" Ussop smiled innocently, while fingering a green and white bit of foliage hanging from his belt. "Are you sure you don't want to tie that shoe? You might really hurt yourself if you fell..."
Ussop looked down, distracted for a moment. "Oh, Nami- is that one of your maps?"
"I’ll get it, Nami-swaaaaa--...Dammnit!"
I wanted to be able to post this with a ‘Oh, btw, the extension of Cold Comfort is finally up… but I flaked again. Sleep now, post later. ^_~
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Date: 2004-12-14 06:38 am (UTC)The second one killed me with the goodness. Seriously. I have this mental image of them all looking up from dinner or something, wondering what the hell Zoro was screaming about. It amuses me so.
Third one's my fave. I think playful!Usopp is the way to go if you want him seme but IC. Hrm. I should remember that and try another one...
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Date: 2004-12-14 07:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-14 07:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-14 03:09 pm (UTC)I left the first open for one reason: You guys would come up with better idea's than I would (as we can see by the mistletoe boxers... which I LOVE ^_^) Though if pressed, I might have said /just/ the sash- give or take strategic placement... *letcherous grin* (You know what they say about men with big noses... *nudgenudge, winkwink*)
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Date: 2004-12-14 06:41 am (UTC)And the mistletoe on the belt is a nice touch! Pervert... ^_^
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Date: 2004-12-14 03:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-14 04:18 pm (UTC)Second: I could so see this working. Zoro would probably do just about anything to prove he was better than Sanji. The 'Ca-captain Usopp' line was great.
Third: This was my favorite. It just made me smile because, again, it's something I could see working.
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Date: 2004-12-15 09:15 pm (UTC)Second, the "He was going to die." cracked me up. Oh Usopp, you're so clever.
Third, loved it. It's just so Usopp with his little tricks. ^^
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Date: 2004-12-23 07:24 pm (UTC)The third one made me grin really big. And have I mentioned there is hardly anything better than screaming Zoro? ESPECIALLY if he's screaming the seme's name. You take it in the butt, Zoro, you dog.