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onepieceyaoi100Title: Cold Turkey
Pairing: Shanks/Ben
Rating: G
Word Count: 243
Note: All-dialogue drabble ahead.
"That’s quite the habit you have. You know, too much of anything isn’t good for you."
"This?! This is completely harmless…what, what’s that look for? There’s nothing wrong with this."
"You think? Fine, then you won’t mind givin’ it up for a week."
"Why should I?"
"Oh, if you don’t think you can last a week, well, then I guess I’ve made my point."
"Wait. Hold on, hold on. What is this point you seem to think you’ve made?"
"You, sir, are an addict."
"WHAT?!"
"An addict, you know, one who is addicted. Anyway, if ya weren’t, you could go without for a couple days."
"...Fine. You’re on. Three days. Wait, I’m getting ahead of myself. What’s in it for me if I do this?"
"Proof you’re not an addict...O.K. O.K. And you can do whatever ya want with me afterward."
"Whatever I want, hmm? All right. I’ll do it."
"And, of course, if you lose, I get to do whatever I want to you."
"So this is a win-win situation for you. Sneaky bastard."
"You already agreed."
"I know I did. I’m not backing out. It’s just…oh never mind. We have a deal. And after I win, you’re going to pay."
"I guess we’ll just have to wait and see, won’t we? Oh, and Ben, no fair checkin’ out the backs of the cereal boxes or skimmin’ the toothpaste ingredients. I mean it. No reading, absolutely none, for the whole three days."
Pairing: Shanks/Ben
Rating: G
Word Count: 243
Note: All-dialogue drabble ahead.
"That’s quite the habit you have. You know, too much of anything isn’t good for you."
"This?! This is completely harmless…what, what’s that look for? There’s nothing wrong with this."
"You think? Fine, then you won’t mind givin’ it up for a week."
"Why should I?"
"Oh, if you don’t think you can last a week, well, then I guess I’ve made my point."
"Wait. Hold on, hold on. What is this point you seem to think you’ve made?"
"You, sir, are an addict."
"WHAT?!"
"An addict, you know, one who is addicted. Anyway, if ya weren’t, you could go without for a couple days."
"...Fine. You’re on. Three days. Wait, I’m getting ahead of myself. What’s in it for me if I do this?"
"Proof you’re not an addict...O.K. O.K. And you can do whatever ya want with me afterward."
"Whatever I want, hmm? All right. I’ll do it."
"And, of course, if you lose, I get to do whatever I want to you."
"So this is a win-win situation for you. Sneaky bastard."
"You already agreed."
"I know I did. I’m not backing out. It’s just…oh never mind. We have a deal. And after I win, you’re going to pay."
"I guess we’ll just have to wait and see, won’t we? Oh, and Ben, no fair checkin’ out the backs of the cereal boxes or skimmin’ the toothpaste ingredients. I mean it. No reading, absolutely none, for the whole three days."
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Date: 2005-01-05 06:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 07:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 09:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-05 02:08 pm (UTC)--tho' poor Ben, I feel for him, I'd lose that bet in about 5 minutes ^^
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Date: 2005-01-05 09:54 pm (UTC)Is.
Fuckingawesome.
If this were on devART, I'd +fav it.
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Date: 2005-01-06 01:22 am (UTC)Awesome, awesome drabble. So original! You're always awesome for originality, y'know that?
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Date: 2005-01-06 11:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-12 01:25 am (UTC)"Wait. Hold on, hold on. What is this point you seem to think you’ve made?"
"You, sir, are an addict."
*claps*