Please, Please Don't Kill Me For This...
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Bond-age?
Rating: PG
Pairing: Not really
Word Count: 149
Topic: Bondage
Zoro found Usopp at the local bar, wearing an outfit that seemed more fitting for their stupid chef.
"What's with the outfit, Usopp?"
"I just got it today. Nice, huh?" He noticed Zoro eyeing his drink. "It's called a 'Martini' They're especially good if they're shaken."
"Uh-huh..." Zoro also noticed the little pen sticking out of Usopp's pocket. "Oh, yeah, this is cool. It's a pen... but it's also a blow dart! Be careful, it's deadly! I've got a few other gadgets I could show... you..."
Usopp's attention was drawn to a young lady who was definitely returning the favor. "Ah, excuse me, Zoro... I have to go introduce that lady to my *extra-special* gadget..." He grinned and winked, then walked over to the lady's table.
Zoro could hear Sanji behind him, letting out a sigh. "Man, we have GOT to stop letting him watch those stupid spy movies..."
Rating: PG
Pairing: Not really
Word Count: 149
Topic: Bondage
Zoro found Usopp at the local bar, wearing an outfit that seemed more fitting for their stupid chef.
"What's with the outfit, Usopp?"
"I just got it today. Nice, huh?" He noticed Zoro eyeing his drink. "It's called a 'Martini' They're especially good if they're shaken."
"Uh-huh..." Zoro also noticed the little pen sticking out of Usopp's pocket. "Oh, yeah, this is cool. It's a pen... but it's also a blow dart! Be careful, it's deadly! I've got a few other gadgets I could show... you..."
Usopp's attention was drawn to a young lady who was definitely returning the favor. "Ah, excuse me, Zoro... I have to go introduce that lady to my *extra-special* gadget..." He grinned and winked, then walked over to the lady's table.
Zoro could hear Sanji behind him, letting out a sigh. "Man, we have GOT to stop letting him watch those stupid spy movies..."
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Date: 2005-01-07 01:03 am (UTC)Oh, noes! I killed cheetahgurl!
Thanks!
AH! She did it again!
Heh. Yay, I made someone groan. ^_^
Yeah, I came up with this at about 2 am last night (I usually stay up late). I thought of the pun (well, I've heard it before, but you know what I mean) and just HAD to do it I picked Usopp because of the gadget thing. ^_^
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Date: 2005-01-06 11:53 am (UTC)Oh that was baaaad. In a good way. I love bad puns. Great job! XD
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Date: 2005-01-07 01:05 am (UTC)MUAHAHAH...
Thanks, tsunade. ^_^
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Date: 2005-01-06 02:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-06 11:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-07 02:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-07 01:07 am (UTC)Heh.
Glad you liked it. ^_^
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Date: 2005-01-06 02:54 pm (UTC)How could you? You made this good when it shouldn't have been, and now I'm going to be spending half the day looking for fanart featuring Usopp in a Bond style suit.
Seriously, though. To be able to write something like this and make it actually work? You rock! ^__^
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Date: 2005-01-07 02:01 am (UTC)Awww. There, there... (pat, pat)
Well, I open Word then I start typing, and...
Oh, that's not what you meant?
Ah, thanks.
You mean, a tuxedo? ^_^
I've seen him in a suit (one of the manga covers has Luffy, Zoro, and Usopp dressed like Sanji), but never in a tux...
Wow, someone thinks I rock! Cool!
Thanks, Sherri. ^_^
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Date: 2005-01-07 02:38 am (UTC)I know the manga cover you're talking about, but I want Usopp in a tux.
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Date: 2005-01-06 03:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-07 01:12 am (UTC)Thanks, lady_karasu. ^_^
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Date: 2005-01-06 10:07 pm (UTC)Yet it hurts so good. XD;;
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Date: 2005-01-07 01:13 am (UTC)Hey!
Ah... cool. ^_^
"Hurts so good"? Sounds perfect for Bondage week. ^_^
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Date: 2005-01-06 10:39 pm (UTC)WAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I JUST GOT THE TITLE WAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA *diez*
You = genius
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Date: 2005-01-07 01:15 am (UTC)Oh, cool!
Well, yeah... that's where I got this. You know, Bondage... James Bond... ^_^
Awww...
(blush)
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Date: 2005-01-07 05:33 am (UTC)Nothing else can describe this. Just 'XP'.
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Date: 2005-01-07 05:34 am (UTC)Hmm... ok. ^_^
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Date: 2005-01-12 01:44 am (UTC)Sanji may have the look and the love of ladies, but Usopp would be the only one to use the gadgets without killing himself (we hope)
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Date: 2005-01-13 04:34 am (UTC)