onepieceyaoi100 | A Drabble a little late

Title: Clothes make the man
Pairing:Zoro/Sanji
Rating: G
Words: 300
notes: Takes place during the One Piece Winter Special. And yes Sanji really does.

Zoro still couldn't believe that in one hour the crew were to become thespians. If Nami hadn't been so greedy they could rest for once! He was about to voice this, and checked Sanjis relative position first, ready for a reaction. He was surprised to find it was just himself with the girls.

“Where'd they go?”

“They wanted to hurry back and see what costumes they get to wear.” Nami sighed.

“And Sanji went to make sure they stayed out of trouble?” Zoro asked.

“That's what he said but he isn't much better. When we arrived they all got into the costume boxes, even Sanji.”

Zoro snickered to himself as he took a swig of grog.

“Really? Whatever costume it was it must have been very tempting.” Robin hinted...already knowing this story.

“Well the rest dressed kind of like someone they related to or admired. Usopp was a pirate captain and Luffy was a t-rex.”

Robin smiled.

“It's who they relate too on some deep level.”

“The cook was some famous chef or gigalo, right?” Zoro remarked as he feined disinterest to take another swallow of his beer. Who else would Sanji admire? Perhaps some ideal girl he had his curly-browed eye on. The thought of Sanji in drag made him chuckle before his sip.

“No, a swordsman.”

The booze spewed from Zoros mouth in shock as his face turned a shade of red. From the coughing, he told himself.

Robin leaned over the table and whispered into the mans ear.
“I wonder if there's a chefs uniform in there for you? You know, if you hurry, you might actually get a chance at the real thing.”

Zoro stood up a little too quickly and didn't see Nami giving a hi-five to Robins hand under the table as he left.