The Great Curry High Trip
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onepieceyaoi100Title: The Great Curry High Trip
Pairing: Uhhh... sorta Z/S, sorta L/S, sorta L/Z, sorta N/S... o_o
Rating: PG
Words: 300
Theme: Role-reversal
Notes: AHAHA. I'm a dork. ^^;;
"It’s -your- fault, asshole!"
"The damned curry was made from stuff in -your- kitchen, shithead! Not my fault if you bought some rotten spice!"
"Who -said- you could use my kitchen?"
"-You- did, idiot! Last night, after I drank you under the table!"
"Like hell you did!"
The scene was familiar as swordsman and cook threw themselves at each other in a flurry of feet and steel. Sanji broke away, panting heavily as Ghost dropped from his mouth into his hand. "Shit, Cook," he growled. "With jaw strength like this, I'm surprised you can even chew your food!"
Zoro, meanwhile, scowled a few feet away, trying to shove his hands into pockets he didn't have. "Well, you’re so heavy, I can’t get enough air to throw a good kick. Forget dessert tonight, buddy!"
"Are you saying I'm fat?" the blond’s fingers tightened on the katana's grip.
"SAAAAAANJIIIIIIIII!!!!!"
A blur of orange barreled across the deck to launch herself at the cook, wrapping long legs around his waist and tugging at the collar of her shirt. "Sanji! If you give me meat, I'll show you my boobies!"
Zoro fell to the deck with a heavy thud, clutching his prodigiously bleeding nose. The cook had turned an angry red and, eyes squeezed shut, was flailing outward with both arms, doing his best to pry the woman off.
"If that shirt comes off, EVERYONE DIES!"
Sanji cracked open one eye. Nami had one hand down her blouse and the captain had finally appeared...running toward them...howling and ...wielding a staff which he brought down with a crushing blow to both cook and navigator's heads. "Perverts!"
As the dust settled, Luffy tipped his hat over still-smoldering eyes and stormed off to the cabin, not noticing Zoro lift a weak hand after him and gurgle, "N-nami-swaaan..."
Pairing: Uhhh... sorta Z/S, sorta L/S, sorta L/Z, sorta N/S... o_o
Rating: PG
Words: 300
Theme: Role-reversal
Notes: AHAHA. I'm a dork. ^^;;
"It’s -your- fault, asshole!"
"The damned curry was made from stuff in -your- kitchen, shithead! Not my fault if you bought some rotten spice!"
"Who -said- you could use my kitchen?"
"-You- did, idiot! Last night, after I drank you under the table!"
"Like hell you did!"
The scene was familiar as swordsman and cook threw themselves at each other in a flurry of feet and steel. Sanji broke away, panting heavily as Ghost dropped from his mouth into his hand. "Shit, Cook," he growled. "With jaw strength like this, I'm surprised you can even chew your food!"
Zoro, meanwhile, scowled a few feet away, trying to shove his hands into pockets he didn't have. "Well, you’re so heavy, I can’t get enough air to throw a good kick. Forget dessert tonight, buddy!"
"Are you saying I'm fat?" the blond’s fingers tightened on the katana's grip.
"SAAAAAANJIIIIIIIII!!!!!"
A blur of orange barreled across the deck to launch herself at the cook, wrapping long legs around his waist and tugging at the collar of her shirt. "Sanji! If you give me meat, I'll show you my boobies!"
Zoro fell to the deck with a heavy thud, clutching his prodigiously bleeding nose. The cook had turned an angry red and, eyes squeezed shut, was flailing outward with both arms, doing his best to pry the woman off.
"If that shirt comes off, EVERYONE DIES!"
Sanji cracked open one eye. Nami had one hand down her blouse and the captain had finally appeared...running toward them...howling and ...wielding a staff which he brought down with a crushing blow to both cook and navigator's heads. "Perverts!"
As the dust settled, Luffy tipped his hat over still-smoldering eyes and stormed off to the cabin, not noticing Zoro lift a weak hand after him and gurgle, "N-nami-swaaan..."
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Date: 2005-01-13 08:24 pm (UTC)you watch utena... +100000001 cool points for you
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Date: 2005-01-13 08:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-13 08:44 pm (UTC)--but...but...where's the stampeding elephants?
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Date: 2005-01-13 11:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-13 08:57 pm (UTC)Ah well.
Cool story!
BTW, what's "Ghost"?
And Zoro's pants do have pockets, actually. Watch the scene where Sanji for sees Nami in ep. #21; when they show Zoro and Luffy reacting to it, we see that Zoro has his hands in his pockets.
And I agree with xparrot--this story needs stampeding elephants. ^_^
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Date: 2005-01-13 11:12 pm (UTC)... well Zoro must have more than one pair of pants... >_> And these are the ones without pockets. <_< The only reason I put that was to make the point that hands-in-pockets is a distinctly more Sanji-like gesture. ^^ Yeah.
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Date: 2005-01-14 12:14 am (UTC)Really? I've never heard it called that.
Well, no offense, but so is "Wadou".
I don't mean to sound mean, but I'm bringing this up because I had to read that bit a few times through before I figured out what you were referring to.
Really? I've never heard it called that.
<q>I prefer the English because it doesn't sound out of place in a drabble like this. And it's only one word. >_> </q>
Well, no offense, but so is "Wadou".
I don't mean to sound mean, but I'm bringing this up because I had to read that bit a few times through before I figured out what you were referring to.
<q>... well Zoro must have more than one pair of pants... >_> And these are the ones without pockets. <_< The only reason I put that was to make the point that hands-in-pockets is a distinctly more Sanji-like gesture. ^^ Yeah. </q>
Heh. Ok. ^_^
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Date: 2005-01-17 07:12 am (UTC)I would like to point out one thing (and I hope I'm right about this but I'm too tired to actually double check myself). I believe you are wrong in saying that Wadou and Ghost are the same sword. I'm pretty sure Ghost is the name of the sword that Zoro picks up in Rogertown (the one he throws in the air to see if it will cut his arm off).
If I'm wrong about that, pardon me and I'm sorry.
I still liked your fic. ;D
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Date: 2005-01-18 04:48 pm (UTC)Glad you liked it anyway.
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Date: 2005-01-14 02:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-20 03:07 am (UTC)