I just can't help myself,,,
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Equal Opportunity
Topic: Role-Reversal
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/s: ZoSan (infinitesimal), ambiguous mentions of Nami/Vivi.
Word Count: 300
Summary: The idiocy of “Selling Yourself” and “All the Good Ones” continues. It’s only fair that the fanservice goes both ways. XD
A/N: Does anyone remember this idea? ^_^;;
“Zoro…”
The swordsman quirked a brow at Nami’s deceptively sweet voice. It wasn’t normal for her, and if he remembered…
His nose slammed into the floorboards of the deck.
…it meant danger.
“EXPLAIN THIS!!!!”
He sat up, rubbing his smarting nose. He had an indignant reply planned, but it died out when he saw what she was waving at him.
Instead, he grinned a little, forgetting that she’d just kicked him. “It’s you.”
She rolled up the magazine and slapped him over the head with it. “I KNOW that! It’s me and Vivi!”
“Heh. Yeah, it is.”
She fumed and continued to beat him over the head with the magazine. “We just fell asleep like that!!” she ranted, cheeks red.
Zoro raised his arms to shield himself. “Sure you did,” he responded, though his pseudo-amused smile was still in place.
“I DON’T OWE YOU ANY MONEY, IDIOT! WHAT POSSIBLY COULD HAVE PROMPTED YOU TO DO THIS!!!?”
He grinned. “Well, I figure if I make back money from selling pictures like you do, I can pay you back that way instead of lettin’ ya take pictures of me and the ero-ero cook.”
She slapped him again. “I’m not obligated to pose for your stupid pictures because I DON’T OWE YOU ANYTHING IN THE FIRST PLACE!”
“You didn’t,” he explained, swatting away her weapon distastefully.
“I didn’t?!”
He smirked. “100 beli for every time I save your ass.”
She gawked. “What the…”
“Or, one picture each time.”
She threw the magazine at him. “Fine! I’m quadrupling your interest rate!” she exclaimed before storming off.
Zoro folded his hands behind his head and closed his eyes. With the raise in interest, that meant he still owed her 400 beli.
Guess he’d just have to visit Sanji later and make up the difference.
“Perfect.”
END
I'm so sure Zoro's logic doesn't make sense in the end. Ah well. :P
Topic: Role-Reversal
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/s: ZoSan (infinitesimal), ambiguous mentions of Nami/Vivi.
Word Count: 300
Summary: The idiocy of “Selling Yourself” and “All the Good Ones” continues. It’s only fair that the fanservice goes both ways. XD
A/N: Does anyone remember this idea? ^_^;;
“Zoro…”
The swordsman quirked a brow at Nami’s deceptively sweet voice. It wasn’t normal for her, and if he remembered…
His nose slammed into the floorboards of the deck.
…it meant danger.
“EXPLAIN THIS!!!!”
He sat up, rubbing his smarting nose. He had an indignant reply planned, but it died out when he saw what she was waving at him.
Instead, he grinned a little, forgetting that she’d just kicked him. “It’s you.”
She rolled up the magazine and slapped him over the head with it. “I KNOW that! It’s me and Vivi!”
“Heh. Yeah, it is.”
She fumed and continued to beat him over the head with the magazine. “We just fell asleep like that!!” she ranted, cheeks red.
Zoro raised his arms to shield himself. “Sure you did,” he responded, though his pseudo-amused smile was still in place.
“I DON’T OWE YOU ANY MONEY, IDIOT! WHAT POSSIBLY COULD HAVE PROMPTED YOU TO DO THIS!!!?”
He grinned. “Well, I figure if I make back money from selling pictures like you do, I can pay you back that way instead of lettin’ ya take pictures of me and the ero-ero cook.”
She slapped him again. “I’m not obligated to pose for your stupid pictures because I DON’T OWE YOU ANYTHING IN THE FIRST PLACE!”
“You didn’t,” he explained, swatting away her weapon distastefully.
“I didn’t?!”
He smirked. “100 beli for every time I save your ass.”
She gawked. “What the…”
“Or, one picture each time.”
She threw the magazine at him. “Fine! I’m quadrupling your interest rate!” she exclaimed before storming off.
Zoro folded his hands behind his head and closed his eyes. With the raise in interest, that meant he still owed her 400 beli.
Guess he’d just have to visit Sanji later and make up the difference.
“Perfect.”
END
I'm so sure Zoro's logic doesn't make sense in the end. Ah well. :P
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Date: 2005-01-16 09:27 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-01-18 06:17 am (UTC)As others have said, Go, Zoro! It's great to see him be all casual while she steams for a change. ^_^
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Date: 2005-01-20 03:18 am (UTC)