Uh... It's my first day...
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Pickle
Rating: PG
Word Count: 297. Take THAT!
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Double entendres
Notes: Alright, long time lurker, first time poster. Anyway... I’m not usually much of a writer, but upon seeing this week’s subject… Mrah. Stupid exams, getting in the way of my writing-time…
In other notes… This also goes out to my cousin, who,
1. Spawned half of this with our ‘strange’ conversations involving American T.V. commercials.
2. Had her birthday, like, last week,
3. Will never see this coming, as, well, as I stated above, I tend to edit more than write.
I'd also like to point out, I wrote this, in, like... Well, less than an hour... Or something... From like, 11:50-something to like, 12:15ish, after having exams and stuff burn me out... Or something.
And that's my excuse for most of the Ooc-ness.
... Anyway,
On with the... Thing!
~*~
Usopp had been about to burst into the kitchen, presumably to complain loudly about lunch, or lack thereof, when he overheard a most… ‘Interesting’ conversation taking place on the other side of the door.
“…Saaaay… I have a pickle. Wanna lick it?”
“Excuse me?”
“I have a pickle. Here, take a look.”
“…Woah. That’s a pretty big pickle.”
“Isn’t it though?” Another silence descended before the cook’s voice came again. “So… You sure you don’t wanna taste it?”
“What?”
“Some of this… Pickle. Unless, of course, you think it’s too big for you to handle…”
Zoro now sounded annoyed as his response came. “Too big? The hell it is, cook! I’ve seen and tasted bigger ones than that!”
“That’s nice. I’d like to add that you’re dodging my question.”
“Eh?”
“Well? Can you or can you not take it?”
“What? Of course I could take it! I could even swallow that thing whole! Just watch me!”
Muffled grunting noises then followed. Usopp chose then to burst into the kitchen.
“Augh! What are you two doing-” His exclamation was cut short as he saw the now-frozen scene in front of him.
Sanji was, or had been, leering over and watching Zoro, who had a rather large pickle sticking out of his mouth. An empty jar sat on the table, its contents presumably in the swordsman’s mouth.
An awkward silence passed as the three men stared at each other.
“… Usopp, if you don’t mind me asking, what the hell are you doing?” Sanji questioned, eyebrow raised. Usopp started to stammer a response, before just shaking his head and leaving, muttering under his breath.
Yet another silence descended after the sharpshooter’s exit.
“… So... Wanna have sex?” Zoro offered, breaking the silence.
“I was wondering when you’d ask…”
Rating: PG
Word Count: 297. Take THAT!
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Double entendres
Notes: Alright, long time lurker, first time poster. Anyway... I’m not usually much of a writer, but upon seeing this week’s subject… Mrah. Stupid exams, getting in the way of my writing-time…
In other notes… This also goes out to my cousin, who,
1. Spawned half of this with our ‘strange’ conversations involving American T.V. commercials.
2. Had her birthday, like, last week,
3. Will never see this coming, as, well, as I stated above, I tend to edit more than write.
I'd also like to point out, I wrote this, in, like... Well, less than an hour... Or something... From like, 11:50-something to like, 12:15ish, after having exams and stuff burn me out... Or something.
And that's my excuse for most of the Ooc-ness.
... Anyway,
On with the... Thing!
~*~
Usopp had been about to burst into the kitchen, presumably to complain loudly about lunch, or lack thereof, when he overheard a most… ‘Interesting’ conversation taking place on the other side of the door.
“…Saaaay… I have a pickle. Wanna lick it?”
“Excuse me?”
“I have a pickle. Here, take a look.”
“…Woah. That’s a pretty big pickle.”
“Isn’t it though?” Another silence descended before the cook’s voice came again. “So… You sure you don’t wanna taste it?”
“What?”
“Some of this… Pickle. Unless, of course, you think it’s too big for you to handle…”
Zoro now sounded annoyed as his response came. “Too big? The hell it is, cook! I’ve seen and tasted bigger ones than that!”
“That’s nice. I’d like to add that you’re dodging my question.”
“Eh?”
“Well? Can you or can you not take it?”
“What? Of course I could take it! I could even swallow that thing whole! Just watch me!”
Muffled grunting noises then followed. Usopp chose then to burst into the kitchen.
“Augh! What are you two doing-” His exclamation was cut short as he saw the now-frozen scene in front of him.
Sanji was, or had been, leering over and watching Zoro, who had a rather large pickle sticking out of his mouth. An empty jar sat on the table, its contents presumably in the swordsman’s mouth.
An awkward silence passed as the three men stared at each other.
“… Usopp, if you don’t mind me asking, what the hell are you doing?” Sanji questioned, eyebrow raised. Usopp started to stammer a response, before just shaking his head and leaving, muttering under his breath.
Yet another silence descended after the sharpshooter’s exit.
“… So... Wanna have sex?” Zoro offered, breaking the silence.
“I was wondering when you’d ask…”
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:22 am (UTC)I like it! ^_^
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:38 am (UTC)Yes, cheese IS good!
... Alright, I think I'm becoming a bit incoherent and/or... something... Which means... I need to go sleepy now...
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:28 am (UTC)One little note: use "<" ">" to enclose the "i" for your italics.
And why IS Usopp bursting in on Sanji and Zoro if he thinks they're having sex...? ^_^
Hmmm... pickles...
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:35 am (UTC)And, blargh, I knew I missed one of those things! Thanks for spottin' it for me... ^^;
And, as for Usopp bursting in on Sanji and Zoro... That's a VERY good question... But, if I told you the answer, I'd have to kill you.
... Yes... That's right. You heard me. Top secret...
... In other news...
*eats a pickle* Mmmm... I love mah salted pickles...
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Date: 2005-01-27 05:40 am (UTC)And, blargh, I knew I missed one of those things! Thanks for spottin' it for me... ^^;
No prob. ^_^
And, as for Usopp bursting in on Sanji and Zoro... That's a VERY good question... But, if I told you the answer, I'd have to kill you.
... Yes... That's right. You heard me. Top secret...
O_O
Eeep!
... In other news...
*eats a pickle* Mmmm... I love mah salted pickles...
Well, dammit, now I want pickles. Maybe tomorrow I'll go to the store. ^_^
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Date: 2005-01-27 02:07 pm (UTC)I liked the ‘oh by the way...’ manner in which Zoro asked for sex at the end.
*wipes away tears*
Date: 2005-01-29 05:18 pm (UTC)Heh... that commercial (and ensuing conversation) was hylarious...
Re: *wipes away tears*
Date: 2005-01-29 07:10 pm (UTC)Anyway,
Yeah. That was sooooo great...
And you know? I had to re-write that above drabble... See, I was working on using my downstairs computer... But then, Wednsday night, my dad was playing Age of Mythology until, like... Well, late hours, and so I had to write it all again up here.
... In conclusion, I WROTE SOMETHING! UNPROMPTED! IN ONE SESSION! IN LESS THAN AN HOUR! OMFG! *parites*
Re: *wipes away tears*
... Now whatever will I do with this new whip?
Re: *wipes away tears*
Date: 2005-01-30 02:39 am (UTC)