Kinda pr0ny

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Title: Observations
Pairing: SxZ
Rating: R
Word Count: 299
Topic: Hair
Special Note: It seems that lately whenever I leave here for a while, I return just a little bit more perverted.



“Please tell me that you’re not going to defend that woman’s honor while your hand is wrapped around my dick.”

“Just answer the question and tell me how you fucking know that.”

Either the cook was too pissed off to know what he was doing, or he DID know and was that much of a sadistic bastard, but the squeeze that accompanied the last word of the demand just about drove all threads of their argument completely from Zoro’s mind.

He must have taken too long to respond, because the fist around him tightened impatiently. Zoro grunted low in his throat, and then started to panic, just a little, as he felt more of his IQ drain deeper into the trapped appendage.

“Wha – about Nami?” he panted stupidly.

“Yes, you asshole. That thing you said.”

“About how her carpet matches her drapes?” he offered in what he hoped was a helpful manner.

This time, the squeeze was accompanied with a tight pull that buckled Zoro’s knees, and sent him to the floor. Sanji, never loosing contact, followed him down with a controlled grace of which the swordsman was no longer capable.

“YES. How. Do. You. Know. That.”

The blond's hand moved forward and then back with each word, and then continued with an increased pace as he calmly waited for the other man’s reply.

Zoro buried his head against Sanji’s neck, and panted wetly,

“It’s a small ship.”

“So?” and the blond still sounded so fucking calm as he continued to thoroughly tear Zoro apart, that the swordsman concluded that he was going to have to kill the bastard post-orgasm.

Then, that thought left him too, and there was nothing else more to do but dig his fingers hard into Sanji’s shoulders, arch his back, and gasp out,

“Namisin’ttheonlyonewholikestolook!”

Comments

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

The first sentence is one of those perfect sets of words that will be stuck in my head forever (without bothering me).

And what was Zoro thinking saying something like that about Nami while Sanji’s hand was where it was?

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me what he was thinking! I came in in the middle of that conversation as well. Kinky perverts. ^_~

[airairo.livejournal.com]

Guh. I love the way you write these two. This is exactly why rival slash is so much fun. XD Very hot and funny too. Love it. ^^

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Rival slash just hits all of my buttons. There is just something about two nekkid boys fighting in bed.....er, what was my point? Oh yeah, thanks!!!

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Angry sex rules. It burns more calories!

[sporkbotic.livejournal.com]

So fucking amused.

"Carpet matches the drapes" is my favorite phrase EVER.

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

You know what's funny? When I had gotten this drabble idea and had decided to post, I had only skimmed the new topic post close enough to get the topic. It was only after I had posted my fic that I had gone back and read the post in its entirety and saw the 'carpet matches the drapes' discussion. So weird. But, you know, perverted minds think alike. Or something like that. *cough*

[lady-karasu.livejournal.com]

OMG- your first line is one of the best things I ever read- I will be amused by that for some time. You get a tentacle!sanji. ^_~

I love it- you do such good work with these two; lest we ever forget the snarky rivalry (that can be unbelievably hot. Oh ya. ) This is just great~ ^_^ (And we'll never complain about you coming back perverted= it always yields such FUN things to read...)

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

You know, getting a tentacle!sanji always makes me ridiculously pleased! So happy. ^_^ Thanks!

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

My thought process is odd. First I thought, yeah, he's the only one who didn't look at the Happiness Punch! Then I thought, wait, Sanji didn't beat the crap out of the others for looking. O_o and then I was confused.

Nevermind. Very funny.

[sherrymarie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my stuff tends to confuse me, too. ^_~

[peroxidepest17.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha Sanji is so cool. XD And I <3 it when he gives Zoro exactly what he deserves. ^_^

[dustyjack.livejournal.com]

::dies:: That was DAMNED amusing. n_n Mya, you write these two so well. Yay.

[dethorats]

Somehow the idea of Zoro spying on Nami strikes me as both scary and yet conniving at the same time. After all, black mail is always a good way to get rid of debts ^^

The snark was delicious!