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Feb. 1st, 2005 01:01 amTitle: The Age of Piracy
Pairings: None
Rating: G, Parody
Topic: Hair
Word count: 300
A/N: SHOOOOT MEEE!!! Before it's too late!
"Heeheehee," Luffy laughed as the sea monster they'd been fighting sunk beneath the waves. "That was pretty funny! Ah! I love being a pirate!"
"Y-yeah!" Usopp emerged from the cabin. "T-that's right... it's great being a pirate in the age of piracy!"
There was an absent-minded chorus of agreement as the rest of the crew went back to what they had been doing, until a stray comment from their youngest member interupted them.
"I wonder..." Chopper said thoughtfully. "How did they decide that it was the age of piracy?"
Everyone paused and looked at Nami, the resident answer-giver. She sweatdropped slightly. "Wasn't it because of Gold Roger's declaration? That the One Piece was out there, and people should go find it?"
"Actually, it's much deeper than that," Nico Robin looked up from her book. The crew snapped to attention. Anything that could make Robin interupt her reading had to be important.
She paused before speaking. "What I'm about to tell you has only been uncovered by long, painstaking archaeological study. Ancient hieroglyphs exist which indicate that the age of piracy was in fact cosmically foreordained!"
"Cosmically foreordained?!"
Robin nodded slowly. "They speak of the events which will usher in an age of piracy."
"REAAALLLLYYY???!!!" Usopp, Chopper and Luffy's eyes were in serious danger of popping out from their sockets.
"Would you like to know what they say?"
"TELL US!!! PLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAASSEEE TEELLLL USSSS!!! WE WANT TO KNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
Robin quickly assessed the attentive status of her audience and nodded. Even Zoro had woken up to listen. Good enough then.
"The writings say, that when the moon is in the seventh House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars." She paused dramatically.
"And this... will be the dawning of the Age of Aquarius."
Pairings: None
Rating: G, Parody
Topic: Hair
Word count: 300
A/N: SHOOOOT MEEE!!! Before it's too late!
"Heeheehee," Luffy laughed as the sea monster they'd been fighting sunk beneath the waves. "That was pretty funny! Ah! I love being a pirate!"
"Y-yeah!" Usopp emerged from the cabin. "T-that's right... it's great being a pirate in the age of piracy!"
There was an absent-minded chorus of agreement as the rest of the crew went back to what they had been doing, until a stray comment from their youngest member interupted them.
"I wonder..." Chopper said thoughtfully. "How did they decide that it was the age of piracy?"
Everyone paused and looked at Nami, the resident answer-giver. She sweatdropped slightly. "Wasn't it because of Gold Roger's declaration? That the One Piece was out there, and people should go find it?"
"Actually, it's much deeper than that," Nico Robin looked up from her book. The crew snapped to attention. Anything that could make Robin interupt her reading had to be important.
She paused before speaking. "What I'm about to tell you has only been uncovered by long, painstaking archaeological study. Ancient hieroglyphs exist which indicate that the age of piracy was in fact cosmically foreordained!"
"Cosmically foreordained?!"
Robin nodded slowly. "They speak of the events which will usher in an age of piracy."
"REAAALLLLYYY???!!!" Usopp, Chopper and Luffy's eyes were in serious danger of popping out from their sockets.
"Would you like to know what they say?"
"TELL US!!! PLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAASSEEE TEELLLL USSSS!!! WE WANT TO KNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
Robin quickly assessed the attentive status of her audience and nodded. Even Zoro had woken up to listen. Good enough then.
"The writings say, that when the moon is in the seventh House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars." She paused dramatically.
"And this... will be the dawning of the Age of Aquarius."
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Date: 2005-01-31 02:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-31 03:06 pm (UTC)(Aww Man... that's gonna be stuck in my head all day now. ¬_¬)
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Date: 2005-02-01 11:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-31 04:45 pm (UTC)dontmindmeimsick.
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Date: 2005-01-31 05:16 pm (UTC)I wish I had more to say, but I am too busy giggling. XD
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Date: 2005-01-31 06:15 pm (UTC)Hair. Ouch.
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Date: 2005-02-01 11:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-31 06:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-31 07:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-01 01:34 am (UTC)*giggles*
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Date: 2005-02-01 11:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-02 10:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-02 11:57 pm (UTC)Isn't Fai just so great? :D I wish he had more facial expressions than "sad smile" so I could have made my icon set out of him.
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Date: 2005-02-01 01:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-01 08:28 pm (UTC)vo.
XDXD
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Date: 2005-02-02 08:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-02 10:21 pm (UTC)