[identity profile] sherriaisling.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] onepieceyaoi100
Title: His Hoof Was Where? (It's bad, I know.)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 296
Pairing: none
Topic: none

This is the sequel to the Chopper fic, Caught Red Hooved, I did about a month ago. Its creation was triggered by another of [livejournal.com profile] cheetahgurl’s pictures. Unless Chopper really does have a dirty mind, this is rather OOC.

Oh, the anatomical research excuse is credited to a comment on the first fic left by [livejournal.com profile] bluepard.

With the looks Nami had been giving him the past couple of days letting him know that she may not have completely bought his plea of ‘anatomical research’, Chopper knew he couldn’t afford to risk making a play for Nami’s manga again. However, what little the reindeer had seen before Nami’s untimely return had whet his curiosity, and that quick peek just wasn’t going to be enough.

Nami couldn’t be the only member of the crew with hentai. Hers had just happened to be the only stash whose location Chopper knew. It was a simple matter of finding where the others hid theirs.

Deciding to try Zoro next (because Zoro was the manliest man Chopper knew, so reading his hentai had to have the added benefit of making Chopper manlier), Chopper began observing, hoping for a lead.

Ten days latter, Chopper was wholly disappointed. Zoro never went anywhere wearing that nervous look Chopper expected on someone going to get their secret porn. He was beginning to wonder if he should rethink his plans, when it hit him. Chopper smacked a hoof to his forehead, wondering how he could have over looked something so obvious. Zoro couldn’t go to get something that he always had with him.

Chopper waited until Zoro was asleep that night, before creeping over to the swordsman’s hammock. When Zoro failed to react to his name being called, Chopper knew it was time to make his move.

With one slightly shaky hoof, Chopper lifted the edge of Zoro’s haramaki, using the other to grope around underneath for what had to be there. Maybe they were a little farther to the left…

“Chopper?” In the silence of the cabin, Zoro’s whisper seemed to be the loudest thing in the world. “What. Are. You. Doing?”

Date: 2005-02-03 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bossgoji.livejournal.com
Hahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

That is soooooooooooo cute. And evil.

Date: 2005-02-03 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sporkbotic.livejournal.com
... I keep things in my haramaki when I cosplay, ahahahahah.

Maybe I should stuff an anthology or two in there next time.

Date: 2005-02-04 11:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com
Maybe it's a Hewlett's Hefty Haramaki? (Sorry, bad D&D joke)

Personally I'm of the opinion that you could get at least two or three in there without too much trouble. But considering how frequently Zoro gets sliced up, he probably has to replace them due to bloodstains fairly often. :-)
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Date: 2005-02-03 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zyrk.livejournal.com
i'd love to see how chopper's gonna explain this one!! *laughs* chopper's adorable!! love the fic.

Date: 2005-02-03 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluepard.livejournal.com
Hehehehee. Poor curious Chopper.

"I ... I thought I heard a gastromical anomaly! You might have bububo...litis. Uh, take this and tell me how you feel in the morning."

Date: 2005-02-04 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bluepard.livejournal.com
That's what I'm here for. =D

Date: 2005-02-03 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mei-yanohi.livejournal.com
(because Zoro was the manliest man Chopper knew, so reading his hentai had to have the added benefit of making Chopper manlier)

Ha. Hahaha. Oh man. Chopper I love you.

The end was PRICELESS. And if I have to type this comment one more time I'm gonna FREAK OUT. But you still get a Gay Usopp.

Date: 2005-02-04 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com
*howls with laughter* Oooh... he's gonna have a hard time explaining THIS one away.

Date: 2005-03-19 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shymagical.livejournal.com
XD Ahahahahahahaha!

Date: 2005-03-19 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shymagical.livejournal.com
:blushes: -^.^- Thanks. (I like collecting patches of doujinshi and coloring/editing them ^.~)

Date: 2005-03-20 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shymagical.livejournal.com
Sankyuuu <3

Date: 2005-07-15 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hungry-worm.livejournal.com
Simply priceless! *snerk*

(And aww, the remark about the manliness... just great. XD)

Date: 2005-07-15 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hungry-worm.livejournal.com
Mreow, yes, Zoro's the marvellous manly swordsman... while Sanji's the manly...cook. *shifty eyes* They're both hot and manly, but Zoro's physique is just a touch more refined.
*dogdes whatever heavy kitchenware comes flying this way* ^.^

Date: 2005-07-15 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hungry-worm.livejournal.com
Sure! I'll add you back, too. ^_^

Date: 2005-12-13 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] dethorats
Holy crap! I missed commenting on one of these? 0_o What's the matter with me? Am I that lazy?

Anyway, I LOVE all the hentai!Chopper bits, and this portion was just beautiful. I get a great mental image from it and it's just so cute!

Date: 2007-06-15 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] astrokender.livejournal.com
*cackles* Loved it! (and the first part too) Go! Hormonal Chopper!

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