hentai!Chopper strikes again
Feb. 3rd, 2005 03:56 pmTitle: His Hoof Was Where? (It's bad, I know.)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 296
Pairing: none
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This is the sequel to the Chopper fic, Caught Red Hooved, I did about a month ago. Its creation was triggered by another of
cheetahgurl’s pictures. Unless Chopper really does have a dirty mind, this is rather OOC.
Oh, the anatomical research excuse is credited to a comment on the first fic left by
bluepard.
With the looks Nami had been giving him the past couple of days letting him know that she may not have completely bought his plea of ‘anatomical research’, Chopper knew he couldn’t afford to risk making a play for Nami’s manga again. However, what little the reindeer had seen before Nami’s untimely return had whet his curiosity, and that quick peek just wasn’t going to be enough.
Nami couldn’t be the only member of the crew with hentai. Hers had just happened to be the only stash whose location Chopper knew. It was a simple matter of finding where the others hid theirs.
Deciding to try Zoro next (because Zoro was the manliest man Chopper knew, so reading his hentai had to have the added benefit of making Chopper manlier), Chopper began observing, hoping for a lead.
Ten days latter, Chopper was wholly disappointed. Zoro never went anywhere wearing that nervous look Chopper expected on someone going to get their secret porn. He was beginning to wonder if he should rethink his plans, when it hit him. Chopper smacked a hoof to his forehead, wondering how he could have over looked something so obvious. Zoro couldn’t go to get something that he always had with him.
Chopper waited until Zoro was asleep that night, before creeping over to the swordsman’s hammock. When Zoro failed to react to his name being called, Chopper knew it was time to make his move.
With one slightly shaky hoof, Chopper lifted the edge of Zoro’s haramaki, using the other to grope around underneath for what had to be there. Maybe they were a little farther to the left…
“Chopper?” In the silence of the cabin, Zoro’s whisper seemed to be the loudest thing in the world. “What. Are. You. Doing?”
Rating: PG
Word Count: 296
Pairing: none
Topic: none
This is the sequel to the Chopper fic, Caught Red Hooved, I did about a month ago. Its creation was triggered by another of
Oh, the anatomical research excuse is credited to a comment on the first fic left by
With the looks Nami had been giving him the past couple of days letting him know that she may not have completely bought his plea of ‘anatomical research’, Chopper knew he couldn’t afford to risk making a play for Nami’s manga again. However, what little the reindeer had seen before Nami’s untimely return had whet his curiosity, and that quick peek just wasn’t going to be enough.
Nami couldn’t be the only member of the crew with hentai. Hers had just happened to be the only stash whose location Chopper knew. It was a simple matter of finding where the others hid theirs.
Deciding to try Zoro next (because Zoro was the manliest man Chopper knew, so reading his hentai had to have the added benefit of making Chopper manlier), Chopper began observing, hoping for a lead.
Ten days latter, Chopper was wholly disappointed. Zoro never went anywhere wearing that nervous look Chopper expected on someone going to get their secret porn. He was beginning to wonder if he should rethink his plans, when it hit him. Chopper smacked a hoof to his forehead, wondering how he could have over looked something so obvious. Zoro couldn’t go to get something that he always had with him.
Chopper waited until Zoro was asleep that night, before creeping over to the swordsman’s hammock. When Zoro failed to react to his name being called, Chopper knew it was time to make his move.
With one slightly shaky hoof, Chopper lifted the edge of Zoro’s haramaki, using the other to grope around underneath for what had to be there. Maybe they were a little farther to the left…
“Chopper?” In the silence of the cabin, Zoro’s whisper seemed to be the loudest thing in the world. “What. Are. You. Doing?”
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Date: 2005-02-03 09:35 pm (UTC)Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
That is soooooooooooo cute. And evil.
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Date: 2005-02-03 09:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-03 09:52 pm (UTC)Maybe I should stuff an anthology or two in there next time.
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Date: 2005-02-03 10:02 pm (UTC)I wonder how many you'd fit before they started bulging? ^_~
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Date: 2005-02-04 11:32 am (UTC)Personally I'm of the opinion that you could get at least two or three in there without too much trouble. But considering how frequently Zoro gets sliced up, he probably has to replace them due to bloodstains fairly often. :-)
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Date: 2005-02-04 05:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-03 10:17 pm (UTC)Favorite pairing in One Piece? Is it possible to pick just one? If I really have to, I guess I'll go with my first OP pairing, ZoSan.
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Date: 2005-02-03 11:17 pm (UTC)And speaking of B-days, someone (me) needs to get off her procrastinating butt and go card shopping before the 11th.
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Date: 2005-02-04 05:12 pm (UTC)And what is your favorite pairing? I want to write you birthday fic.
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Date: 2005-02-04 11:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-03 10:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-03 10:34 pm (UTC)Icon love!, by the way. I have the poster and pillow of that picture.
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Date: 2005-02-03 11:32 pm (UTC)"I ... I thought I heard a gastromical anomaly! You might have bububo...litis. Uh, take this and tell me how you feel in the morning."
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Date: 2005-02-04 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-04 12:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-03 11:41 pm (UTC)Ha. Hahaha. Oh man. Chopper I love you.
The end was PRICELESS. And if I have to type this comment one more time I'm gonna FREAK OUT. But you still get a Gay Usopp.
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Date: 2005-02-04 12:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-04 11:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-19 05:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-19 05:32 am (UTC)Love the icon, BTW.
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Date: 2005-03-19 08:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-19 11:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-20 01:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-15 10:01 pm (UTC)(And aww, the remark about the manliness... just great. XD)
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Date: 2005-07-15 10:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-15 11:27 pm (UTC)*dogdes whatever heavy kitchenware comes flying this way* ^.^
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Date: 2005-07-15 11:49 pm (UTC)but Zoro's physique is just a touch more refined Yeah, that's a nice way to say Sanji's a beanpole. ^_^
And don't worry, he probably wouldn't want to damage his kitchenware, so he'd just go kick Zoro around instead (Because of course it's Zoro's fault somehow.). And we all know what that leads to... ^_~
And, you seem nice. And interesting (I snooped through your lj a bit.). And you like OP and Saiyuki and Weiss (Schuldig! So hot!). So, may I friend you please?
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Date: 2005-07-15 11:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-13 05:49 am (UTC)Anyway, I LOVE all the hentai!Chopper bits, and this portion was just beautiful. I get a great mental image from it and it's just so cute!
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