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onepieceyaoi100Title: Bathroom Break
Pairing: Smoker/Ace and Hina/Tashigi
Rating: PG-13 for strong implications
Word Count: 293
“What the hell do you think you’re doing, coming here during the day?”
“Hey, I don’t see you kickin’ me out, do I? ‘Sides who knows when we’ll run into each other again? Meeting up here was luck the first time.”
Smoker grumbled under his breath as he led the pirate down the narrow hallway. Ace had a point, but he was clearly letting the boy get under his skin. He should have had him clapped in irons or sent him on his way after a good ass-kicking, not be sneaking around his own ship. Alabasta was a powder keg; there wasn’t time for this. Still, there he was, leading Ace to the relative privacy of the officers’ bath. Only he and Tashigi made use of it, on a strictly adhered-to schedule.
“Hey, why aren’t we goin’ to your office?”
“She’s here.”
“Who’s here?”
“Didn’t you see the fleet when you arrived, idiot? Hina’s here. The woman’s a terror. She’d just stroll into my office without bothering to knock. Hell, she could be in there now. The bathroom, however, should be safe.”
He opened the door and froze. Before him was something he’d never, ever wanted to see. His sergeant, clothing askew as she sat sprawled on the tub’s edge, with the terror herself kneeling between Tashigi’s legs. The sergeant squeaked, scrambling to cover herself and blushing furiously. Before he could close the door Hina whipped around.
“Don’t you ever knock? Hina was busy!”
The captain was up and moving, pushing him back through the doorway. She raised an eyebrow at Ace, but just slammed the door, her power acting to prevent any re-entry. Smoker knew he was red, Ace grinning at him as he was hustled towards the deck.
“Shut it, Portgas.”
**I figure Ace could have dropped in on Smoker, anime-timeline, after he leaves Luffy and before Smoker and Tashigi show up at Rain Base. Not that it really matters.**
Pairing: Smoker/Ace and Hina/Tashigi
Rating: PG-13 for strong implications
Word Count: 293
“What the hell do you think you’re doing, coming here during the day?”
“Hey, I don’t see you kickin’ me out, do I? ‘Sides who knows when we’ll run into each other again? Meeting up here was luck the first time.”
Smoker grumbled under his breath as he led the pirate down the narrow hallway. Ace had a point, but he was clearly letting the boy get under his skin. He should have had him clapped in irons or sent him on his way after a good ass-kicking, not be sneaking around his own ship. Alabasta was a powder keg; there wasn’t time for this. Still, there he was, leading Ace to the relative privacy of the officers’ bath. Only he and Tashigi made use of it, on a strictly adhered-to schedule.
“Hey, why aren’t we goin’ to your office?”
“She’s here.”
“Who’s here?”
“Didn’t you see the fleet when you arrived, idiot? Hina’s here. The woman’s a terror. She’d just stroll into my office without bothering to knock. Hell, she could be in there now. The bathroom, however, should be safe.”
He opened the door and froze. Before him was something he’d never, ever wanted to see. His sergeant, clothing askew as she sat sprawled on the tub’s edge, with the terror herself kneeling between Tashigi’s legs. The sergeant squeaked, scrambling to cover herself and blushing furiously. Before he could close the door Hina whipped around.
“Don’t you ever knock? Hina was busy!”
The captain was up and moving, pushing him back through the doorway. She raised an eyebrow at Ace, but just slammed the door, her power acting to prevent any re-entry. Smoker knew he was red, Ace grinning at him as he was hustled towards the deck.
“Shut it, Portgas.”
**I figure Ace could have dropped in on Smoker, anime-timeline, after he leaves Luffy and before Smoker and Tashigi show up at Rain Base. Not that it really matters.**
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Date: 2005-02-05 07:13 am (UTC)FOREVER! XD *dies happy* So perfect. And Hina's speech impediment! XD *dies more* Guh. You win. You totally win at the internets today.
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Date: 2005-02-05 07:14 am (UTC)::DYING::
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Date: 2005-02-05 02:39 pm (UTC)*DIEZ*
WONDERFUL WONDERFUL WONDERFUL Certainly one of the drabbles of the century.
Oh, and plus, everything Jess and Kim just said applies here too. The Hina speech impediment thing. PERFECT.
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