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[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

Title: Swordplay
Author: Ore-sama ^_^
Topic: Bad sex
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Rating: NC-17
Words: ...I forgot to count.
Summary: Because I've always wanted to write this, and what better topic...? ^_^
Disclaimer: I own a little plastic Sanji figurine. That count?



Sanji clawed at Zoro's broad shoulders, panting against that tanned skin. "Damn, Zoro, move it, dammit!"

Zoro smiled ferally and slid a second finger up Sanji. "Move? I'll move..." And he scissored his fingers inside the blonde, knowing just how to make the smaller man whimper.

"Take me," Sanji gasped, feeling foolish for begging. "Any way you want." Not wanting to give in too quickly, he opened his eyes and gazed straight at Zoro. "Be creative, if your brain can take it."

Zoro bristled. "I'll show you creative." He tugged his fingers out, reached for a couple of things, and purred, "You'd better be ready for this."

"Anytime," Sanji retorted, slightly more sane now that Zoro's hands were no longer on--

Oh, wait.

What the--

Zoro eased the hilt of his sword--the red one, Sanji noted dimly--into the cook, and murmured, "I did tell you to get ready."

...the end.

XDDD I had to do it, and this is a horrible place to end, but... ah! Hope you enjoyed! XD

Comments

[mei-yanohi.livejournal.com]

Hooooooooooooooooman there went my brain.

THIS IS SO MESSED UP AND I LOVE IT. Lord knows the ONLY creative thing Zoro would be able to think of would be SWORD SEX... Augh. Poor Sanji. XD!!!

[fenm.livejournal.com]

MUAHAHAHA!! Yes! I love it! Go, Zoro!
(more evil laughter)

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

I adore it! And it would happen sooner or later, because Zoro’s swords are virtually a part of his body. Yay! for sword sex!

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

Makes perfect sense to me, actually! Zoro likes swords, he seems to like Sanji--of course! Put a sword inside Sanji. Naturally. ^^

*snickers* Sanji's not putting up that much of a protest, I note.

[bamf-girl.livejournal.com]

..O______O


Bwahaha! Poor Sanji.

[sporkbotic.livejournal.com]

... I lov yu

[crocoduck.livejournal.com]

'Bout time someone wrote this! Bravo!

[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

No, he's not using the white one. XDDD

[fenm.livejournal.com]

I hope he thinks and doesn't use the Wadou Ichimonji.

Heh... At least not in this story, no. Wadou has the white hilt and sheathe. The red one is Sandai Kitetsu (the cursed one), and Yubashiri has the black hilt and sheathe.

[mushrooms.livejournal.com]

O___________O I do hope he's not using more than one at a GO. Poor Sanji.