WORK!

[peroxidepest17.livejournal.com]

So yeah, LJ totally just Read-Only'd me like, all day. ;_;


Title: Acquired Taste
Topic: Bad Sex
Rating: eh, some swearing so, PG-13?
Pairing/s: ZoSan
Word Count: 300
Summary: Zoro never lets Sanji off the hook easy, does he?
A/N: My levels of immaturity astound even me…



Sanji sighed, throwing Zoro an irritated look. “Stoppit.”

The swordsman just grinned back at him.

“I said stoppit,” the chef repeated before rolling over in an attempt to get some sleep despite Zoro’s gloating.

Silence for a while, and then, “Che. Told ya so.”

Apparently his wishes for the blissful nothing of post-coital slumber were to be thwarted at every turn.

Sanji turned back over angrily. “Look asshole, that’s not what I meant, and you know it!”

Zoro snorted. “I know what I heard.”

The blonde ground his teeth. “Just stop it.”

“Not until you admit it.”

“I will not!”

“Then I won’t stop,” Zoro stated simply.

If he had the energy, Sanji would have kicked the smug expression right off the idiot’s face. As it was…

…he was kinda tired. And he wanted sleep.

“Will you just go to sleep?!”

“No.” A thoughtful pause. “Well, not until you admit it.”

“I don’t believe this,” Sanji grunted. “Will you forget it?”

“Nope. Admit that you lied first.”

“You are so goddamn immature, you know that? We have to get up early.”

“So? Just say it and we can go to sleep,” Zoro offered practically.

Sanji slapped a hand to his forehead. “Why do…you’re so…ARGH!”

Zoro just continued looking smug.

“Oh for the… if I say it will you swear to just stop?!”

“Yup.”

“Fine. Fine!”

The cook sighed and looked Zoro straight in the eye, glaring despite the slight blush on his cheeks. He cleared his throat.

“I uh… I can make something that tastes bad.”

Zoro’s grin broadened. “Yeah you can.”

The blonde scowled. “Happy now, asshole?”

“Yup.”

“Oh, I’m so glad for you,” the chef drawled acerbically. “Now can we please go to sleep?”

“Sure.”

“And for the love of god, would you wipe your damn face off?!”

END

Comments

[dustyjack.livejournal.com]

::ABsolutely DIES:: OMG XD Amused.

[peroxidepest17.livejournal.com]

This topic was just so fruitful, wasn't it? XD Does that say something about us? *whistles*

[dethorats]

That OWNED!!! Last line in particular is an unexpected killer.

[peroxidepest17.livejournal.com]

Heh, all towards that last line, I assure you. I <3 a man who can be so damn smug when the rest of him is...say, a little soiled. :3

[hyperactivator.livejournal.com]

Dang Zoro. Don't you know to dodge anymore? ^_^

[peroxidepest17.livejournal.com]

At least it didn't hit him in the eye? Er...as far as we know... ^_^;;

[airairo.livejournal.com]

...XD!!

That was so wrong. And I love you for it. XD

[peroxidepest17.livejournal.com]

I am a world of wrongness unto myself. ^_^;;

[sakurazuka-jae.livejournal.com]

*howls* Oh that was so good. And so bad. *snickers*

[peroxidepest17.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I've uh...worked hard for this dirty mind. Yeah. *snicker*

[sherriaisling.livejournal.com]

OMG! Thank you for that, so much. ^_^

[peroxidepest17.livejournal.com]

Heh, well you're welcome. ^_^ I hope it was up to par to the rest of the wonderful crack this week's topic generated. XD

[bluepard.livejournal.com]

Aw man. XD

[peroxidepest17.livejournal.com]

XD XD XD

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, someone needs more veggies in his diet ^___^

[peroxidepest17.livejournal.com]

*snerk* I can only imagine what Sanji thinks of Zoro's given what we know of their diets in comparison... XD

[beanchan.livejournal.com]

I can't help thinking... I bet Luffy would still like it

Mmmm salty...

*coughs*

[peroxidepest17.livejournal.com]

I guess Sanji knows where to go if he ever tires of the complaints. XD

[peroxidepest17.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much!